New Market tonight! facebook.com/events/1953132… fb.me/uAi9p4oM

@ASFSEBAND @benasfse As if you weren't already stoked to record with Greg Dawson! Check it: youtube.com/watch?feature=…

Lyrics for Drag Your White Fur - Make It Grey are available here:... fb.me/PC7VE3x3

@R3nnyboo Not us.

This Thursday February 9th @londonmusichall - @ASFSEBAND w/ @BAREBONESBAND @THELIFESTORIES @DANCINGWITHPARI & #TheLakesideIsForKillers. 8PM

Next week! Thurs. Feb 9 - A Sight For Sewn Eyes w/ Bare Bones, Lifestory, Monologue, DWP, TLIFK ticket link: ticketscene.ca/events/5668/

St Catharine's time to cone out to L3! We're on around 8pm or so!!!!!!!!

Let's keep this no parking-ticket streak alive tonight in St. Catharines! yfrog.com/g0ki1uwj

"@dancingwithpari: We're ready for the #SuperBowl with our bacon ball hahahaha bit.ly/zdBFSQ" What's inside?

Lifestory: Monologue is such a damn goood band.

got a virus trying to download the new lifestory:monologue album...I guess I should probably buy the record instead

Toronto tonight @thesneakydees doors at 6, be there for doors if you want to catch our set!!

Just boasted to the cops that having 3 bands stay at #fransion is 100X easier than this person they just brought to the ER @thelifestories

Kingston! Tonight's secret word is "pho"! First 3 to come use it at the merch table win a CD!

Who booby-trapped the van!? yfrog.com/mgk8tkrj

Tonight: @ASFSEBAND @thelifestories #BareBones // at time to laugh, Kingston // tix at door, 6-10pm

Can never recreate the feeling I get when I listen to @thelifestories, there's no comparison #toomuchlove

Your dream. Our dream. It has come true. Order them here: lifestorymonologue.bigcartel.com fb.me/1rCYn7n7O

So Stoked! We are supporting the Cancer Bats on their upcoming Canadian Tour! BOOM! fb.me/J4iFd9pL

@thelifestories You have made me believe in a few important things: Dad strength, band T-shirts, really, really, really loving music.