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Come tell me what you want. I won't laugh...to your face. http://www.thelifeofsass.com/2009/11/things-i-want-thursday-busy-edition.html 6:27 AM Nov 19th from web
I'm completely unmotivated and a bit lonely. sounds like wine is in the future. ;) 12:37 PM Oct 24th from mobile web
@SarahA29 Coming from there, but nothing is wrong. :) 6:23 AM Oct 12th from txt
Do YOU need a Sassification Seminar? Perhaps...http://bit.ly/3wdugC 6:04 AM Oct 12th from web
@SarahA29 FYI...I just talked to The Man. Everything's fine over there. :) 6:03 AM Oct 12th from web in reply to SarahA29
Why is the first day of a job so draining? It wasn't like I was building a house. But I'm drained. 5:09 PM Oct 5th from web
Why WOULDN'T my kids choose my first day of work to be complete heathens? Ugh. 5:17 AM Oct 5th from txt
Is it just me, or is there something intimidating about a blank, new planner? 9:50 AM Oct 3rd from web
@lisawhelpley I can assure you, it was not @roddwhelpley. But it was SUPER uncomfortable. 9:48 AM Oct 3rd from web
At the restaurant tonight, there was a blind convention, a vomiting woman, and a friend's husband on a secret date. #goodtimes 6:57 PM Oct 2nd from web
#Follow Friday @homeanduncool and check out this post! http://bit.ly/11UApC 8:09 AM Oct 2nd from web
Post on #curejm at Are You Sassified. Check it out! http://bit.ly/11UApC 4:35 AM Oct 2nd from web
I'm utterly disturbed. School lunch menu today is french toast with syrup...and PEAS. WTF? 5:03 AM Oct 1st from txt
I absolutely love when blogger decides to hold my posts hostage. #sarcasm http://bit.ly/qv6EU 11:23 AM Sep 30th from web
@gotshoo I'd give anything for Thursday. Little known fact, Thursdays are my favorite. :) 6:17 AM Sep 29th from txt
@daveanddina Mine was a little different. A friend asked if i wanted the lingerie she'd worn on her wedding night. I politely refused. :) 5:27 AM Sep 29th from txt
@DaveandDina That. Happened. To. Me. 5:24 AM Sep 29th from txt
New post up today! Check it out! http://bit.ly/33P4t 6:47 AM Sep 28th from web
I'm heading in for a drug test for the new job. Here's to hoping they haven't banned caffeine. 6:23 AM Sep 28th from txt
@daveanddina I watched Wizard of Oz last night, and that line bugged me, too. And another one, too... 5:20 AM Sep 28th from txt