theleroysmith
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A man full of courage is also full of faith and possibly Lima beans.
12:58 PM Nov 10th
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Jst got back from Instanbul. Wrkn on my nxt big project. BTW does anyone know whr 2 get 7 tons of albino Peacock feathers?
9:28 AM Nov 5th
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Ability is a poor man's wealth. & a giant pile of solid gold coins & precious stones U cn swim in is a rich man's wealth.
9:09 AM Nov 2nd
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4 Halloween thinkn of dressin as the greatest motivational genuis evr. Wait. I'm alrdy that.
10:26 AM Oct 30th
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Jst wrestled 3 dozen greased Emperor penguins in an ice rink on wheels. Penguins won, but i thnk they wr tkng illegal substances
8:54 AM Oct 28th
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No beef. good dude. hed only lose by 26 in a game of 1 on 1 w/ me RT @: @ Whats yr beef w/ @ ! lol
10:26 AM Oct 27th
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Excited 4 release of my new shoe Oct 31. It's so close I cn taste it & it tastes lk avocado, band-aides & aged sharp cheddar
8:48 AM Oct 27th
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Life is 10% wht happens 2 U, 80% how U react 2 it, 5% tether ball tourneys, 2.5% Galapagos tortoise ridin & 2.5% bake offs
6:11 AM Oct 26th
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1st Utube then Canada then the world! RT @: My personal Motivizer @ is blowin up on UTube
10:54 AM Oct 22nd
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Jst toe-wrestled giant panda while hanging upside dn in a sling made of sandpaper while Manny hurled insults at me
10:44 AM Oct 22nd
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Luv the luv ur sending my way Mona, cn i call u that? RT @: lil motivation 4 the AM: RT @:
10:50 AM Oct 20th
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RT @: @-need u 2 MOTIVIZE ME!! Sure, 1st lesson, build ship in bottle by motivizing ur hands 2 grow smallr
10:48 AM Oct 20th
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The road 2 success is filled w/ many tempting places 2 stp, lk the world's largst catsup bottle
10:39 AM Oct 20th
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Be warned: if u spend all day hanging out w/ a xylophone & fishing wire it's impossible for this not to happen:
8:54 AM Oct 18th
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Always laugh when U can. It's the cheapest medicine. That & leeches. But, leeches R hard 2 find so stick w/ laughter
9:37 AM Oct 16th
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Got tied up motivising baby penguin 2 swim RT @ @ wht's the deal? waitin @ banneker crts 4 3 hrs, U said U was coming
11:21 AM Oct 14th
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Motivised flock of geese 2 fly north 4 winter instead of south where they'll learn how 2 survive the cold & will B 4evr greatful
11:17 AM Oct 14th
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I feel amazing. I luv those shoes lk a son. RT @: @ how u feel abt the sneakers they puttin out in yr honor?
11:31 AM Oct 13th
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Life is required. Growth is optional. Unless that growth is a fungus thing U contract from eating cheese U thought was fine
10:53 AM Oct 13th
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I humbly accept RT @: Inspired by Nobel committee, NBA has awarded ths season's MVP trophy 2 Leroy Smith
7:45 AM Oct 12th
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