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thelegendofjohn

  1. When people talk about seeing the world in black and white are they talking about Pokémon Black and White? Please respond posthaste.
  2. @alyssaspiering It was dry erase, which I think I can't even smell anymore at this point. Good grades not tainted by bad smells.
  3. Oh the irony of reading blogs about productivity.
  4. Work is great when you earn good grades and hearts. instagr.am/p/HUapvRCFId/
  5. "More like rolling the DEET," - Adele while trying to avoid mosquitos in areas of high malaria instances.
  6. Put a grid over something in a photo and it will go down in tumblr infamy.
  7. @iambpk WELL YOU MUST EAT A LOT OF CROW
  8. I have a thing for tiny silverware.
  9. @ksbyrer big ups! (don't know what that means but it seems appropriate)
  10. @muchfinerthings No way! That's pretty fantastic!
  11. @goodrighter Moonlighting Bruce would have trended.
  12. Do you think I could make Bruce Willis trend all by myself?
  13. Nobody convinces Adam Levine to turn his chair around with his singing like Bruce Willis. Oh wait, wrong channel.
  14. Nobody calls Timothy Olyphant's nationwide reign of terror a 'little circus' like Bruce Willis.
  15. Nobody encourages Justin Long like Bruce Willis.
  16. Nobody drives a car down an elevator shaft like Bruce Willis.
  17. Nobody falls out a window like Bruce Willis.