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  1. Want my last words to be "Please don't shoot me for haveing sex with your wife Scarlett Johannsen many times and occasionally in the butt."
  2. Kids are dumb... Kid tries using a walkman instead of an iPOD. Good read. http://is.gd/1Bk9H
  3. Dear Santa, I know it's not 1982 but please bring me a vectrex for christmas. Thanks. http://is.gd/1B5Ob
  4. Don't know if androids dream of electric sheep, but I dream of Dr. 13 from House. She told me I had cancer. Not my best dream staring her.
  5. I am like unto a god.
  6. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
  7. I'm that special kind or tired you get after throwing off your sleep schedule during vacation, by actually sleeping 8 hours a night.
  8. I mentioned indian food on a tweet and now have a west philly indian restaurant following me. Not sure if that's neat or scary.
  9. Trains running late. A wonderful welcome back to the work week. Good thing I left early. Life? Don't talk to me about life.
  10. @BRIANMBENDIS is artie in the studio this morning? I can't listen until later and its killing me.
  11. Last night at shore. Leave for home tomorrow. Don't want to go back to work at all. I think I'm going to end vacation by going to see Bruno.
  12. Great news -A MUST READ- RT @joshuahoward: Just found out that Dead@17: Ultimate Edition has sold out and will probably go to a 2nd printing
  13. Ubertwitter has more features than twitterberry, but its also way more bloated. Not sure if its a fair trade yet. http://myloc.me/8KCl
  14. New Blog Post: : 2 flaming gay men at the station. Why can't it ever be lipstick lesbians? http://tinyurl.com/ktonfz
  15. I'm going to travel the 1.5 hours home then back again for comics and indian food. Wake up jersesy shore and get both.
  16. Debbie Harry is 65? WTF?!?! When did that happen?
  17. Cookie from lunch today, "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly." Many things it could be talking about.
  18. Might have to pick up xbox arcades new Magic the Gathering game. Then I'll have to start playing in real life again. NERD.
  19. since jackson is dead, does that mean paul will get a chance to buy back his music?
  20. Following the guys from MST3K on twitter. Thought they'd be funnier.