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Want my last words to be "Please don't shoot me for haveing sex with your wife Scarlett Johannsen many times and occasionally in the butt."about 2 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Don't know if androids dream of electric sheep, but I dream of Dr. 13 from House. She told me I had cancer. Not my best dream staring her.4:18 AM Jul 16thfrom UberTwitter
I'm that special kind or tired you get after throwing off your sleep schedule during vacation, by actually sleeping 8 hours a night.4:51 AM Jul 14thfrom UberTwitter
I mentioned indian food on a tweet and now have a west philly indian restaurant following me. Not sure if that's neat or scary.6:29 AM Jul 13thfrom twhirl
Trains running late. A wonderful welcome back to the work week. Good thing I left early. Life? Don't talk to me about life.5:24 AM Jul 13thfrom UberTwitter
Last night at shore. Leave for home tomorrow. Don't want to go back to work at all. I think I'm going to end vacation by going to see Bruno.9:48 PM Jul 10thfrom UberTwitter
Great news -A MUST READ- RT @joshuahoward: Just found out that Dead@17: Ultimate Edition has sold out and will probably go to a 2nd printing8:04 AM Jul 9thfrom UberTwitter
Cookie from lunch today, "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly." Many things it could be talking about.11:55 AM Jun 29thfrom twhirl
Might have to pick up xbox arcades new Magic the Gathering game. Then I'll have to start playing in real life again. NERD.11:16 AM Jun 29thfrom twhirl
since jackson is dead, does that mean paul will get a chance to buy back his music?6:43 AM Jun 26thfrom twhirl