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  1. RT @sacca: A few words about what my cross-country ride, and all of you, mean to me: http://bit.ly/4BjDfl
  2. Seattle police shot the suspect who killed four police officers in Tacoma.If that didn't work, Elin Nordegren was going in with a nine iron.
  3. I don't mind being replaced as the butt of all jokes, but this is just plain wrong. http://bit.ly/81sNCo
  4. @bedheadblonde Well, I've heard that bigger is usually better, but this one might just be too fast.
  5. Just as I was getting used to Paris Hilton NOT being in the news,scientists have the audacity to give her another goal. http://bit.ly/7WKHQX
  6. Never gave it another thought when my wife asked to try on my Bullwinkle moose costume just for kicks. http://bit.ly/7gZb3E
  7. Freaked out by the crowd at Wal-Mart especially when I started counting and realized I was number three.
  8. @lockportjournal This would be a GREAT welcome for Lockport this holiday season.Hope to see it on the front page! http://kindness.yahoo.com/
  9. Apparently camping in front of @Twitter 's HQs for hours doesn't get you any deal on the @livestrong avatar. At least its for a great cause!
  10. @bedheadblonde HB! I was sending you a present of a subscription to @timbalanced, but you opened it too early. I mean waaaaaaaaay too early!
  11. Even I have to admit it's amazing how much cooking I can do Thanksgiving morning with a mini mint 3 Musketeers tied in front of my forehead.
  12. @sacca @saccasacca OK, you guys can come home again. We've restocked our supply of pumpkin pie filling!
  13. Already instructed to line up early for Black Friday deals at Walgreens,but can't remember if it's for M&Ms or Dulcolax.http://bit.ly/8CMelF
  14. @sacca What? No M-80's in the background?
  15. derekfred RT @derekfred Are you getting burned out on Twitter? What to do about it: 14 Ways To Fight Twitter Burnout http://j.mp/2mMnCX
  16. Late afternoon stabbing (somewhat surprisingly not me) wrecks romantic dinner plans. Can McCafe be considered a destination date?
  17. If,in Texas,"choosing death over life confined to a small cell was a rational decision," why was Kevorkian ever jailed? http://bit.ly/29rAVq
  18. Despite reports to the contrary,my Nigerian email partners are adamant in assuring the security of my many investments. http://bit.ly/4mOE3u
  19. Ralph Wilson says Dick Jauron "relieved" of coaching duties. Guesses on who's more relieved - the ex-coach or the fans? http://bit.ly/2ZexKZ
  20. Hard to believe that I may have single-handedly caused "unfriend" to be named the word of the year! http://bit.ly/1la6SX