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  1. @michaeljnelson and the MST3K/RiffTrax crew list 10 films to see this holiday season ... if you hate not being blind http://su.pr/1ANEzt 7:23 AM Dec 17th from web
  2. http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2009/11/why-baseball-awards-season-needs-to-pick-up-the-pace.html 1:52 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. World Series winner: TBD. Series loser: Easy. Cleveland. http://bit.ly/3S1viJ 10:41 AM Oct 29th from web
  4. @steeltrain whatcha doin' on Saturday? Wanna hang out? http://uncleempire.com/?p=1351 6:00 PM Aug 19th from web
  5. Do you like fun? Would you like to have fun on Saturday? Yes! Boy do I have just the thing for you http://uncleempire.com/?p=1351 please RT 5:59 PM Aug 19th from web
  6. Darn Jews, always so misleading RT @michaelianblack Word that can mean so many different things depending on the way it's said: "Jews!" 11:00 AM Aug 5th from web
  7. My sandwich froze in the work fridge. I dunno - just something kinda gross about icy, crunchy tuna fish. 10:34 AM Aug 5th from web
  8. I'll never be lonely again! Well, at least by comparison to @deardesperately. Ask her all your burning questions on the topic of love... 8:53 AM Aug 3rd from web
  9. @michaelianblack "(Bernie) Ruined My Bar Mitzvah" http://bit.ly/Zgp6z #rejectedweirdalsongparodytitles 7:50 AM Jul 31st from web in reply to michaelianblack
  10. RT @unclemag RT @ericwareheim Tim & Eric @SantosPartyHaus TONIGHT--- Funniest guys on TV. Watch http://tinyurl.com/cv4n57 12:49 PM Jul 30th from web
  11. RT @unclemag New on UncleEmpire.com -- Seasons of Snobbery and Woody Harrelson: Salve to my Sunburned Soul 12:48 PM Jul 30th from web
  12. Does anything feel better than the cool air of a fan on your genitals? 8:15 AM Jul 17th from web
  13. Good News/Bad News -- Doctor Edition: The bad news is you have cancer. The good news is your tumor wants to party. 1:39 PM Jul 16th from web
  14. And now it's time for a 10-minute free write. Here's your inspiration: Skittles and dicks. Go! 8:17 AM Jul 16th from web
  15. The best $1,000 you ever spent? http://bit.ly/19Cc8S 7:03 AM Jul 16th from web
  16. And I just shaved my chest. 12:26 PM Jul 15th from web
  17. Chest hair is in this season. Chest hair is in this season. Chest hair is in this season. Chest hair is in this season. Chest hair is in.... 12:25 PM Jul 15th from web
  18. http://uncleempire.com, where MLB All-Stars turn to for party advice. 10:38 AM Jul 14th from web
  19. My therapist says I'm intimidating 10:26 AM Jul 13th from web
  20. This is me on ... on the left: http://bit.ly/uIfqc 10:25 AM Jul 13th from web