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  1. Biggest hazard of @adamsbaldwin on Twitter? He posts innerestin' stuffs while I'm getting ready for work. 3rd day in a row late. Doh! 13 minutes ago from txt
  2. The theme for this morning is "pancake crammage". Hello, sunshines! about 2 hours ago from txt
  3. In shallower, girlier news, the gorgeous little carry-on bag Ulta gave me for dropping a gazillion in the summer is FABULOUS. #houndstooth about 9 hours ago from txt
  4. Newsflash: 1 WT class & a stint in your high school's Amnesty International chapter does not an expert on public health policy make. #gah! about 9 hours ago from txt
  5. College kids are just presh. Love how they know more about my 19 years in medicine than I do. Little scamps. #reallyIswearIwillsleepnow about 9 hours ago from txt
  6. @wondroushippo *sneezes at spray bottle* You already follow all my Mei Meis. My Endless Joy list is teh schizz. about 9 hours ago from txt
  7. @otherdoc Porn doesn't really do it for me. Plato's Republic, maybe. about 9 hours ago from txt
  8. @otherdoc Oh ho ho ho you have described my wettest dream. Actually, no, you haven't. But it's the deranged thought that counts. about 10 hours ago from txt
  9. NO! Bad KJ! Do not check forums, email, or more blogs! GO TO SLEEP FOR ONCE IN YOUR EXHAUSTED LIFE! #waytoopluggedin about 10 hours ago from txt
  10. Heh. You would guys would be alarmed by how I am reacting to what I am doing right now. With that thought, good night! about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. @zaftiq Squish to you too! Poor Paris. She is a pretty pudgers, though. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to zaftiq
  12. @zaftiq THAT is redic. And to paint it! SQUEEEEE! about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to zaftiq
  13. @wondroushippo You are either doing an 8 ball or you are making fun of me somehow. Or both! Double points! about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to wondroushippo
  14. @zaftiq link doesn't work, babe. me want see now. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to zaftiq
  15. @zaftiq He's also listening to Super Tramp. All is pretty much lost. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to zaftiq
  16. @zaftiq He has car madness. But also you are teh <3able. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to zaftiq
  17. I am, with great shivering excitement, looking forward to the upcoming changes in my life. They will be magnificent & bomb diggity. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. @wondroushippo You ARE being driven mad on that car trip. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to wondroushippo
  19. @ChrisLejarzar Oh darling, you don't get the emails from the government that I do. :| about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ChrisLejarzar
  20. It was a glorious, hope filled day for medicine. If your sarcasm detector isn't going off, please take it to Radio Shack or Comic Book Guy. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck