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Is Katie Price on a Botox drip? And Kim? I hear she went swimming and Whales started singing 'We Are Family' - I'm joking!!!! get over it...
about 20 hours ago
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Stop repeat offenders. don't re-elect them. BT are coming round to fix my phone line. It's a good way to make new friends & meet people.
11:42 PM Nov 23rd
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Save a tree. Eat a beaver. Katie Price 350k - Not bad for one weeks work. I shall be glued to the jungle tonight
9:06 AM Nov 23rd
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Rain!! Dam - I enjoyed summer this year - It was on a Thursday. BTW - I can levitate birds. But no one cares. Enjoy life xxxxxx
12:39 AM Nov 23rd
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Thank you... Leave ya with my doggies on the sofa...
8:28 AM Nov 21st
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The weekend. Gonna earn some extra cash as a barman @ The Priory. BTW If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go
9:26 AM Nov 20th
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Body hurts cos of Krypton Factor Assault course. When I die I'm leaving my body to science fiction, Not afraid of heights. Afraid of widths
8:10 AM Nov 19th
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Just had BEST day ever with @ @ & Andrew Castle. Did Krypton Factor Assault course. They're 3 BRILL Lovely People
9:15 AM Nov 18th
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Gonna sing a song about my Mother in Law. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away - Cause I'm Not Raking Till Spring" Xx
9:05 AM Nov 16th
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Ben Shephard, Andrew Castle & me competing on Krypton Factor Assault course. Might give the lads a head start. Do I wear towelling or lycra?
9:39 AM Nov 13th
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Mate of mine does Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll be walking down the street, and.Ooh, that's much better. Have a good one
7:11 AM Nov 13th
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Not able to Tweet. Driving loads. Just seen sign on M40. Rest area 20 miles. Thats a pretty big rest area. Some people must be really tired.
6:01 AM Nov 12th
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Hope you're all well. Off Bognor Just installed a skylight in my London flat.... The people who live above me are furious! Hey Ho.Xxx
11:32 AM Nov 10th
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Real Coffee & Full Fat Milk. Who was the first person to look at a cow & I think I'll squeeze those dangly bits and drink whatever comes out
11:51 PM Nov 9th
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Its weird in here or is it just me? Edited me Ad in Chipping Norton. Lovely place. I'm moving to Mars next week so if you've got any boxes.
11:11 AM Nov 9th
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Got a weekend of charity gigs. Hope the Queen reads my Tweets!! Just bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add Xxx
1:59 PM Nov 6th
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I'm a Celebrity back soon. They should do 'Celebrity Corpse' where you dig up someone famous after 5 years and try and guess who they were x
12:16 AM Nov 6th
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Busy here. Been invited to an Elvis Curry night! I've gotta go.The song Hound Dog springs to mind!! Mmmm xx Let you know how it goes xx
7:39 AM Nov 4th
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Zippo lighters, Audi Cars, Dolby Sound & Damart clothing are gonna merge. New company name is Zip Audi Do Dar. Sorry had to get that one out
11:24 PM Nov 2nd
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Applied to work as an MP. They asked me if I lie, cheat, or steal. I told them “No, but I’m willing to learn" Off to sort my Avid edit suite
11:13 PM Nov 2nd
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- Name Keith Chegwin
- Location On The Move
- Web http://www.keithc...
- Bio 52 - But mistaken 4 under 30. Slim build. Thick hair with a 6 pack. Run daily marathons. Toss the caber and fly my Harrier jump jet. Work on TV but expensive x
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