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@AshleyMGreene on the cover of Maxim this month. How much would 100,000 copies cost? about 1 hour ago from web
RT @johncmayer: I've got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he's lost a role model. Wha ... about 1 hour ago from web
RT @Marvel Watch episode 18 of the '90s Spider-Man animated series for free on Marvel.com: http://is.gd/5anoB <- its the one with the X-men! about 1 hour ago from web
@ericamayer oh, It's lovely :) about 14 hours ago from web in reply to ericamayer
@HerPony lmao. thats what I'm here for about 15 hours ago from web in reply to HerPony
wow. and judging by those last 3 #omgfacts tweets I'm definitely one of those 5% about 15 hours ago from web
RT @OMGFacts: 5% of Twitter users account for 75% of all activity. #omgfacts about 15 hours ago from web
RT @OMGFacts: 21% of Twitter users have never posted a Tweet. #omgfacts about 15 hours ago from web
RT @OMGFacts: 85.3% of all Twitter users post less than one update/day. #omgfacts about 15 hours ago from web
RT @ThatChrisGore: DVDuesday with Terminator Salvation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Xmas Special & a very British Rapidfire! http: ... about 15 hours ago from web
Whenever I hear @LadyGaga's #BadRomance I Still think she's saying "Hot Chocolate Road Pants" #HotChocolateRoadPants about 15 hours ago from web
a MacroBlogging site. Genius. hahaha http://mynoveller.com/ about 15 hours ago from web
@YiyingLu Happy Birthday you darling inspiration, you :) about 15 hours ago from web in reply to YiyingLu
@fotc Yum! I guess New Zealand has got it all! about 15 hours ago from web in reply to fotc
RT @fotc: Bret and Jemaine were excited to discover McDonald's has arrived in New Zealand. http://www.filmarchive.org.nz/sellebration/vi ... about 15 hours ago from web
@RomeyAyoIEM oh, ok. lol about 16 hours ago from web in reply to RomeyAyoIEM
@RomeyAyoIEM I see your tweets red. that's weird, you still don't? about 16 hours ago from web in reply to RomeyAyoIEM
@Lika_Luv lol thats really creepy. xD all of tonight has been just that: really creepy. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Lika_Luv
@ps_youloveme ahh, I see. I laugh at everything and I LOL before and after everything lol lol lol lol lol lol and such. lol oh God. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to ps_youloveme
@kpereira is it okay that that game confused the crap out of me? about 16 hours ago from web in reply to kpereira

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Name Juan Reyes
Location Brooklyn, NY
Web http://TheJuanRey...
Bio My name is Juan. I'm 18 and I've been told I have a good sense of humor. I plan to use that humor to gain peoples trust and take over the world . Wish me luck!

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