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  1. HAHA RT @TheRealSparky @thejoka Why shouldn't you buy mens underwear imports from a nuclear warzone? Because Chernobyl fall out. 7:15 AM Jun 5th from web
  2. #followfriday MY MAIN MAN @benji_84 7:15 AM Jun 5th from web
  3. WHAT'S the best thing about being aged 104? No peer pressure. 3:50 AM Jun 3rd from web
  4. RT @benji_84 #Followwednesday Get @Jennifalconer to 16,000! 3:49 AM Jun 3rd from web
  5. #theabsolutelylongesthashtagtherehaseverbeentherecannotbeonelongerthanthisbecauseittakesupall140wordssodoeventryandbelongercozitjustwontwork 5:51 AM Jun 2nd from web
  6. RT HeHe @benji_84 HAHA RT @awkwardfamily Behold the Venus de Mom at http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com 1:41 AM Jun 2nd from web
  7. RT @CraigLeeHenry what did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay underlay! 2:39 AM Jun 1st from web
  8. WHY did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila. 5:37 AM May 29th from web
  9. @saltevents thanks for the RT, that video is HILARIOUS! 5:34 AM May 29th from web in reply to salt_solutions
  10. This is the funniest video I have seen: http://bit.ly/rMW0d 3:46 AM May 29th from web
  11. WHY couldn't the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck. 2:01 AM May 27th from web
  12. @talktomillie thanks mills! Hows things? Did you watch bgt? 2:25 PM May 26th from mobile web
  13. A SKY dish marries an ordinary TV aerial. The wedding is nothing special but the reception's great. 4:49 AM May 26th from web
  14. DID you hear about the bloke who was sacked from the dodgems? He sued for fun-fare dismissal. 4:49 AM May 26th from web
  15. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey! 3:27 AM May 24th from mobile web
  16. Apple have made a chip that can play mp3s in women's breasts.Well women always complain men stare at their breasts and dont listen to them. 3:08 AM May 23rd from web
  17. @dizo155 i just got an email from my local health authority saying to avoid eating tinned pork due to swine flu. I think its just spam tho! 3:40 PM May 22nd from mobile web
  18. If you follow anyone this friday make sure its @awkwardfamily #followfriday #ff 8:59 AM May 22nd from web
  19. HEHE http://bit.ly/12bNfC 4:24 AM May 22nd from web
  20. http://bit.ly/JwUlQ AHAHAHAHAHA 4:21 AM May 22nd from web