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I just generated my out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, people, friday -
about 1 hour ago
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We may have a black President now, but Tiger & Kanye learned the hard way: You still best keep away from the pretty, blonde white women.
about 3 hours ago
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Picking up tinsel at Home Depot, or as my cats call it, "Sparkly Ass-Streamers."
about 4 hours ago
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I've discovered two facts today: 1. Yes, "Turkey Farts" is a thing and 2. Apparently, they can last for 3 days.
about 5 hours ago
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All the crap that happens in PARANORMAL ACTIVITY means nothing to a family with a 3 year old. (goes back to cleaning up talcum powder.)
about 8 hours ago
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Got a case of food poisoining. Not sure when to use it though.
about 20 hours ago
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about 20 hours ago
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I just won a bar bet regarding the movie MANHUNTER. I need someone to come over here and do "The Robot" for me to help rub it in.
about 21 hours ago
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I'm at The Capitol Pub in Dallas. Shh! Don't tell the Paparazzi! HaHAHAHA...*sob*
about 21 hours ago
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Me & the brood are trying to watch Jim Carrey in "A Christmas Carol." He hasn't talked out of his butt ONCE! We're leaving!
3:41 PM Nov 28th
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Let me get this straight, Obama shook hands with the reality show wannabes? Man, the Purell bill alone!
2:48 PM Nov 28th
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- Lunch at Cha-Cha's in Mansfield, Tx. Jealous?
2:04 PM Nov 28th
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.@ Hey, HE has his preference, I have mine. Thanks for walking rigghhhtt into that one. (dancing my jig)
1:12 PM Nov 28th
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My arm is in a sling & I'm trying to get this couch in my van, but thanks to SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, no women (preferably size 10) will help!
12:19 PM Nov 28th
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My lack of Golf terminology knowledge is keeping me from making awesome Tiger Woods jokes. :(
10:49 AM Nov 28th
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Hey! How do you beat "Flash Man" on Mega Man 2?! I'm asking for... AHH, O.K. IT'S ME! SOMEONE, QUICK, HE'S GOT ME CORNERED!
9:03 AM Nov 28th
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Link: He's not out of the "Woods" yet! Wait! Where you going? - It appears Tiger Woods has 99 problems, but a...
8:14 AM Nov 28th
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Snoop Dogg wants to take over Oprah's show when she leaves. "Everyone peep under your chair. EVERYONE GETS A BLUNT!" *cheers*
7:22 AM Nov 28th
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Hayseeds. Am I right, ladies?
4:25 PM Nov 27th
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Bout' to crash my Mom's house like it's a State Dinner.
3:34 PM Nov 27th
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- Name John
- Location Arlington, Tx.
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- Bio Writer from Dallas looking for a place to hang my hat. Are YOU that place? Read my blog link above to see how funny disappears when you go over 140 characters.
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