thejoelstein
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I don't fully trust bcc.
12:14 PM Nov 21st
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At bar with baby. Women flock, fawn over me, call me a good father. A mom at a bar is neglectful alcoholic. Being a dad is awesome.
7:41 AM Nov 20th
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A column that offends my entire family:
8:11 PM Nov 19th
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Used latex gloves on subway platform gross me out more than used condoms.
7:16 AM Nov 19th
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Croquet or lacrosse? Bam! I'm the first white person to comment on Also the first person whose avatar is wearing a shirt.
7:06 PM Nov 17th
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You know you need to cut down on porn when you assume every Japanese word is a sex act. Turns out furikake is a delicious blend of spices
2:03 PM Nov 17th
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Chuck Grassley, why are you so damn handsome? Joel, L.A. RT @ Mon is Ask Chuck webcast. Tweet Qs to me. Give name and city
7:38 PM Nov 15th
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I am alive and well. I have not died. Stop these stupid rumors. They disgust me.
2:53 PM Nov 13th
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OMG! I can't believe I died in a car accident today.
2:52 PM Nov 13th
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I will follow Lou Dobbs wherever he goes. I'm assuming that's hell.
10:33 PM Nov 11th
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Guard at CBS Radford told me, "When that Bentley is here, Mr. Moonves needs all the guest parking spots."
11:12 AM Nov 10th
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I wrote another column. But this one is about marijuana!
9:19 AM Nov 9th
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Timothy Geithner looks like the kid who tells Rudolph he wants to be a dentist.
10:31 AM Nov 8th
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After you say “I’m a good person” you should think about how awful a thing you just did
10:27 AM Nov 6th
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We Yankee fans never get to feel excited. Merely satisfied, like A students getting another A. No one ever talks about hard that is.
11:23 PM Nov 4th
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You have to be an awfully optimistic person to commission a mural.
11:19 AM Nov 4th
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My favorite Twitter List I’m on: @
9:11 AM Nov 4th
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Time and Stanford friend @ has new book about Reagan "Tear Down This Wall." Worth the read for my mention in acknowledgments.
12:19 PM Nov 3rd
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I remember my innocent youth, before advertising had advertising, and the Good Year blimp had no electronic billboard
9:21 AM Nov 3rd
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Now you see how much he loves Newark to get in war of wits with Conan RT @ Q) Why did the ghost go into the bar? A) For the Boos
9:04 AM Nov 2nd
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- Name Joel Stein
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.thejoe...
- Bio I am neither important enough nor unimportant enough to do this.
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