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  1. I don't fully trust bcc.
  2. At bar with baby. Women flock, fawn over me, call me a good father. A mom at a bar is neglectful alcoholic. Being a dad is awesome.
  3. A column that offends my entire family: http://www.time.com/time/ma...
  4. Used latex gloves on subway platform gross me out more than used condoms.
  5. Croquet or lacrosse? Bam! I'm the first white person to comment on #whatsbetter Also the first person whose avatar is wearing a shirt.
  6. You know you need to cut down on porn when you assume every Japanese word is a sex act. Turns out furikake is a delicious blend of spices
  7. Chuck Grassley, why are you so damn handsome? Joel, L.A. RT @ChuckGrassley Mon is Ask Chuck webcast. Tweet Qs to me. Give name and city
  8. I am alive and well. I have not died. Stop these stupid rumors. They disgust me.
  9. OMG! I can't believe I died in a car accident today. #JoelSteinIsDead
  10. I will follow Lou Dobbs wherever he goes. I'm assuming that's hell.
  11. Guard at CBS Radford told me, "When that Bentley is here, Mr. Moonves needs all the guest parking spots."
  12. I wrote another column. But this one is about marijuana! http://bit.ly/sL5R2
  13. Timothy Geithner looks like the kid who tells Rudolph he wants to be a dentist.
  14. After you say “I’m a good person” you should think about how awful a thing you just did
  15. We Yankee fans never get to feel excited. Merely satisfied, like A students getting another A. No one ever talks about hard that is.
  16. You have to be an awfully optimistic person to commission a mural.
  17. My favorite Twitter List I’m on: @tobecaptivating/actual-people
  18. Time and Stanford friend @romeshratnesar has new book about Reagan "Tear Down This Wall." Worth the read for my mention in acknowledgments.
  19. I remember my innocent youth, before advertising had advertising, and the Good Year blimp had no electronic billboard
  20. Now you see how much he loves Newark to get in war of wits with Conan RT @corybooker Q) Why did the ghost go into the bar? A) For the Boos