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I will follow Lou Dobbs wherever he goes. I'm assuming that's hell.
about 16 hours ago
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Guard at CBS Radford told me, "When that Bentley is here, Mr. Moonves needs all the guest parking spots."
11:12 AM Nov 10th
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I wrote another column. But this one is about marijuana!
9:19 AM Nov 9th
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Timothy Geithner looks like the kid who tells Rudolph he wants to be a dentist.
10:31 AM Nov 8th
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After you say “I’m a good person” you should think about how awful a thing you just did
10:27 AM Nov 6th
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We Yankee fans never get to feel excited. Merely satisfied, like A students getting another A. No one ever talks about hard that is.
11:23 PM Nov 4th
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You have to be an awfully optimistic person to commission a mural.
11:19 AM Nov 4th
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My favorite Twitter List I’m on: @
9:11 AM Nov 4th
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Time and Stanford friend @ has new book about Reagan "Tear Down This Wall." Worth the read for my mention in acknowledgments.
12:19 PM Nov 3rd
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I remember my innocent youth, before advertising had advertising, and the Good Year blimp had no electronic billboard
9:21 AM Nov 3rd
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Now you see how much he loves Newark to get in war of wits with Conan RT @ Q) Why did the ghost go into the bar? A) For the Boos
9:04 AM Nov 2nd
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Things wife of the guy who created show Secret Girlfriend doesn't want to hear RT @ What's the evolutionary reason for lip pimples?
10:42 PM Nov 1st
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Let's call this what it is: Daylight Squandering Time
2:57 PM Nov 1st
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Yet another way my wife is like Trump RT @ Solution for inhibiting spread of colds and flu: Let's not shake hands. It's gross
2:42 PM Nov 1st
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Answer to "50% of people at party were farmers. Did 50% in Iowa go as Hollywood douchebags?”RT @ Probably! Kardashians and Hiltons..
4:22 PM Oct 31st
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50% of people at Holloween party were dressed as farmers. Are half of people in Iowa parties dressed as Hollywood douchebags?
4:09 PM Oct 31st
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Clearly a great match: When I run tweet making fun of wife, she screams at me. For saying "wife" instead of “@cassandrabarry”
8:49 AM Oct 31st
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New Yahoo! ads serve the much needed purpose of reminding me that I need to switch to gmail
5:50 PM Oct 30th
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When my wife, @, uses emoticons I get the same icky feeling I got in HS when girlfriend wiped stuffed animals off her bed
8:19 PM Oct 28th
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Mamase, mamasa, mamacoosa RT @ His lyrics are those of a modern day prophet; it beseeches us to listen to him and what he sang
2:59 PM Oct 26th
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- Name Joel Stein
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.thejoe...
- Bio I am neither important enough nor unimportant enough to do this.
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