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  1. I will follow Lou Dobbs wherever he goes. I'm assuming that's hell.
  2. Guard at CBS Radford told me, "When that Bentley is here, Mr. Moonves needs all the guest parking spots."
  3. I wrote another column. But this one is about marijuana! http://bit.ly/sL5R2
  4. Timothy Geithner looks like the kid who tells Rudolph he wants to be a dentist.
  5. After you say “I’m a good person” you should think about how awful a thing you just did
  6. We Yankee fans never get to feel excited. Merely satisfied, like A students getting another A. No one ever talks about hard that is.
  7. You have to be an awfully optimistic person to commission a mural.
  8. My favorite Twitter List I’m on: @tobecaptivating/actual-people
  9. Time and Stanford friend @romeshratnesar has new book about Reagan "Tear Down This Wall." Worth the read for my mention in acknowledgments.
  10. I remember my innocent youth, before advertising had advertising, and the Good Year blimp had no electronic billboard
  11. Now you see how much he loves Newark to get in war of wits with Conan RT @corybooker Q) Why did the ghost go into the bar? A) For the Boos
  12. Things wife of the guy who created show Secret Girlfriend doesn't want to hear RT @Rnovie What's the evolutionary reason for lip pimples?
  13. Let's call this what it is: Daylight Squandering Time
  14. Yet another way my wife is like Trump RT @cassandrabarry Solution for inhibiting spread of colds and flu: Let's not shake hands. It's gross
  15. Answer to "50% of people at party were farmers. Did 50% in Iowa go as Hollywood douchebags?”RT @valsadie Probably! Kardashians and Hiltons..
  16. 50% of people at Holloween party were dressed as farmers. Are half of people in Iowa parties dressed as Hollywood douchebags?
  17. Clearly a great match: When I run tweet making fun of wife, she screams at me. For saying "wife" instead of “@cassandrabarry”
  18. New Yahoo! ads serve the much needed purpose of reminding me that I need to switch to gmail
  19. When my wife, @cassandrabarry, uses emoticons I get the same icky feeling I got in HS when girlfriend wiped stuffed animals off her bed
  20. Mamase, mamasa, mamacoosa RT @DameElizabeth His lyrics are those of a modern day prophet; it beseeches us to listen to him and what he sang