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  1. Waiting for my Chinese food and a customer asked the lady working, "Let me get, uh...you guys have General Tso's chicken?" I slapped him.
  2. I really thought it would have been car's fault RT @espn: Tiger Woods at fault in one-car accident, police say - http://tinyurl.com/yfxsppu
  3. @Tim_Trees happy B-day! The CD is good. Good to see you. You need to sharpen your UNO skills.
  4. My dog has catlike skills & reflexes when it comes to treats. Held his breath and submerged his beak into water bowl for 7 secnds of glory.
  5. RIDICULOUS RT @davidpean: Stat of the day per ESPN: Yankees have more wins in Nov. (2) than the Knicks, Nets, Jets and Giants combined (1).
  6. @ThatKevinSmith please start the bring back Scott Niedermayer to the @NHLDevils campaign! He's the missing piece of the CUP pie. #Devils
  7. Did they really play that dumb song from the Six Flags commercial while the Yanks got their keys to the city? Sounded Ridiculous. #Yankees
  8. Seeing a ton of parents & their kids headed to Yanks parade. I applaud them for taking time to give kids a memory they will cherish forever.
  9. West Dillon drools, East Dillon Rules! #FNL season 4 episode 1 was fantastic. Can't wait til episode 2. Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can't Lose!
  10. I wanna worship the Devs with Kev. @NHLDevils & @ThatKevinSmith - I have an autographed Silent Bob photo from U that says "Let's Go Devils!"
  11. @davidpean he talks to the players like he's five years old.
  12. Is Rosenthal related to Christopher Walken or what? Cliff Lee had to take a cab and pay the fare...with quarters. #FOX
  13. Didn't Joe Buck seem uncomfortable telling the story about Zimmer saying something about Pedro's mother? What's your 2nd favorite website?
  14. I am still fascinated by Joe Buck's stat announcement that both teams have won 7 games so far in this post season. How did he know that???
  15. Scientific Study-How many dropped calls will I have on my iPhone w/AT&T service by Xmas morn? Over/Under in 60 days? Day 1: 4 dropped calls.
  16. RT @sportsguy33: Is anyone else getting excited for Ken Rosenthal's postgame questions? "Vlad, you guys were down 2-0, was this a must-win?"
  17. @Mark_Sanchez time to see what you are made of QB1. J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS! Go get em. #Jets
  18. Wow! I guess I need another beer.
  19. Why do players always slide into 2nd when they know they are OUT & it will probably be a DP? Seems like it makes it easier for the D #ALCS
  20. Walkin to Penn St in NYC listening to the iPod is a nice way to clear the noggin after a crazy day of work. Now if I could only Tport home.