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  1. When the J-Bone says "Marco" all the ladies in the world say "Polo"!
  2. This is what happens to beauty queen's after one night with the J-bone: http://www.wwtdd.com/post.p...
  3. @the_megan_fox thinks 9" cocks are heavy ... The J-Bone transcends basic weights and measures.
  4. @the_Megan_Fox said that she had sex with 8 cowboys: http://tinyurl.com/8ynq2c ; really it was only The J-Bone
  5. If the J-Bone asks a lady if she wants to do it, he already knows the answer. He just wants her to think that she is able to make a choice.
  6. The Holland Tunnel was designed so that the J-bone could have sex in New Jersey from Manhattan.
  7. the J-Bone donesn't have to talk to ladies, he psychicly asks them if they "wanna do it"; they always say yes.
  8. January 10, 2009, was an historic day. The J-Bone turned Ellen straight.
  9. The J-Bone judges how cold a night is by how many ladies it takes to keep him warm. It's always at least a three-lady night.
  10. The J-Bone once tried to filmed himself with a lady but it caused rolling blackouts. The disturbance was later dubbed 'The J-Bone Event'.
  11. The J-Bone is like a tsunami. He gets them all wet and then devastates them.
  12. The J-Bone can make a woman climax simply by pointing and saying "Booya!"
  13. They were going to release a J-Bone edition of Clue, but the answer always turned out to be "The J-Bone. In The Library. With a lady."
  14. Most ladies can blow bubbles with beef jerky after a night with the J-Bone.
  15. The J-Bone is the only one who knows Victoria's Secret
  16. Some men wish they were hung like horses; some horses wish they were hung like The J-Bone
  17. Crop Circles are the J-Bones way of telling the world that even corn needs to get laid
  18. David Hasselhoff wears a bracelet that says WWTJBD
  19. The J-Bone ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
  20. J-Bone does not hunt for ladies because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. The J-Bone gets the kill every time.