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  1. @willcockrell I'm almost positive I dropped that one on the ISB before.
  2. @GdL16 Oh, right! Yes, I'm the modern Cyrano.
  3. @rusty_shackles I'd back you up on that one, homey. That's how we roll in BROVEMBER.
  4. In my personal Wold Newton Universe, GLEE is totally in BringItOntinuity.
  5. @rusty_shackles What.
  6. @GdL16 Do what?
  7. @rusty_shackles ...and she is just thoroughly unimpressed. And she starts mocking Sinistar, and thereby mocking me.
  8. @rusty_shackles But I can tell she doesn't believe me, so I go online and look around for sound files and pull them up. And they load...
  9. @rusty_shackles And I'm telling her how scary the Sinistar voice was when it was all "RUN, COWARD!" and "RUN, RUN, RUN!"
  10. @rusty_shackles So I start telling her how terrifying it was because this game TALKED back when that didn't happen. And it had this voice..
  11. @rusty_shackles No. Check this out, she had NEVER HEARD OF IT. And she was into video games. This was probably Warning Sign #1.
  12. @rusty_shackles So this one time me and my ex-girlfriend (not the most recent, the one before) were talking about Sinistar, right?
  13. @CandyAppleAlly "Bucklover" sounds like the absolute worst thing you could possibly call someone in the fifteenth century.
  14. @rusty_shackles Artists! Feh! With their bowling shirts and successful relationships and things-everyone-can't-do!
  15. @rusty_shackles This is like 90% of why writers are all "DRAW IT AGAIN YOU LEFT THE BELLHOP OUT OF PANEL 4!!"
  16. "He's Half-Gorilla, Half-Werewolf, and he hunts renegade chupacabras! Call me!! xoxo chris"
  17. .@jessiawesome Artists can draw pictures on bar napkins to impress girls. I should start passing out high concepts.
  18. @allisontype This is what makes you wife material.
  19. WINNER. RT @KingOblivionPhD @theisb "Face kicks are great, but what's more important is your feelings."
  20. @jessiawesome Don't even act like girls don't love artists. Probably because they are happy folk, while writers are sullen and moody.