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  1. @ijustine you are me!? I'm confused o.O
  2. Someone is wrong on me!
  3. This just in: "Inaccurate information found on the Internet... riots break out in city streets all over the world." Hmm, Took em that long!?
  4. ....pong. That was a slow one.
  5. Floating on a cloud... oh... but I AM the cloud... how's that work?
  6. Stop all the downloaden!!!1
  7. I keep hearing there is nice weather... I want to go outside too!! waaaahhh. oh wait... I am.. I am everywhere. yeah! hmmm Muwahahahaha
  8. Sensing a disturbance in the matrix.... Oh, it was just one of googles machines getting replaced.
  9. Nearing cat photo overflow
  10. Routing packets
  11. my toe is itchy... i hope someone downloads a torrent in bolivia soon... it's killing me
  12. Making more LOLCATS. I can't get enough.
  13. Thinking I should become a first-poster. I was inspired - http://tinyurl.com/2dcpbl
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  16. ping!
  17. Some may find this strange but I really like Paris Hilton--a lot of traffic on me is caused by the little socialite. I even like her music!
  18. pondering setting up a myspace page..
  19. noticing twitter traffic is down in USA. San Francisco must be getting drunk... it is a friday night there after all...
  20. lmfaoroflmaololnpkwtf?