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  1. I've truly reached a new state of pretentiousness as I now regularly use words which, though real, are not in spell-check's dictionary. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Some really vain chick accused me of oogling her. Ladies always accuse me of that, but it's wishful thinking. I'm way too hot for them. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Let's be honest, this cheese spread is less like "whiz" and more "diarrhea". Marketing shmarketing. 12:24 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  4. Don't look at me dude! That case of fifty White Castle sliders was empty when I got here. Also, you're probably out of mustard. 3:45 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  5. I think it's cute that they let baboons work at this Home Depot. Wait, that's a person? Oh dear heavens! 2:25 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. Remember the whole "Obama Dance Battling Tony Blair" trending topic? Wait, what year am I in? Crap, I've said to much. 1:26 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. The greatest lie the devil ever told was that his name was spelled S-A-T-I-N. 12:30 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. You guys, I think Adam Lambert maybe is gay. 10:57 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  9. @crazywhitlock I believe that's how it works. I'm always amazed at authors who can write such genius characters. 10:24 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to crazywhitlock
  10. Eating a day old Gyro & watching an awards show. Hello Rock Bottom. Nice to meet you. 10:19 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  11. RT @davegorum: Hey guys, @worldwarmike has a fat face. Pass it on. 10:02 PM Nov 21st from web
  12. RT @yodelmachine: Also: TEAM DAVE 10:01 PM Nov 21st from web
  13. I'm thinking about starting an Urban Legend claiming you can cure an eye infection with Red Rooster Hot Sauce. What do you think? 12:05 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  14. I just got back from the dentist. Downside is I can't feel my face, but the upside is my Quasimodo impression is even better now! 5:07 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  15. I think he's talking about me. RT @A_Sav: What's the male version of a spinster? I am asking for a friend. 12:13 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  16. Attention female coworkers: the fact that you use more TP when you go #1 then I do when I make #2 is scary. Consult a physician. 12:05 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  17. Vampire? More like vamp-lease-kill-me-now. 11:14 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  18. "Does this (insert completely random non-related object) make me look fat?" Make it easy on your man and ask it that way. 10:22 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  19. It's spirit week here at the elementary school. Today is either Pajama day or Pedophile's Paradise day. 9:21 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  20. I promise a life changing experience as a result of following @plaid_lemur #ff 9:07 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  • Name Aaron L. M. Goodwin
  • Location Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Ba
  • Web http://gdub.me
  • Bio College Student working in Education and Technology. Trying to be funny and failing...with hilarious consequences!
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