TheInfamousGdub
- @crazywhitlock too slow!about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter in reply to crazywhitlock
- Note to self: people like when I write fart jokes. SAAAAAAAFETY!about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
- Madam, I see you're talking to me by the movement of your mouth, however all efforts are currently focused on containing this massive fart.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Here’s the thing Comedy Central. Your logo is an orb with sky scrapers. I don’t get the joke. Not funny. Bad logo.about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @kukkurovaca awwwww crap, is @lukeinvan The Intercept?! @abigvictory What do we do?!about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kukkurovaca
- @abigvictory He's not in a van? Who decided to call it "Van"?1 I say it should be Couver.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to abigvictory
- Man, that guy's stupid. Crap, did I say that out loud?! Oh no, am I saying THIS out loud? Okay man, just stop and watch their reaction.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
- There was this girl that, every time we hugged, her bra would come undone. I miss her.about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @paul_e_wog If tweets were longer I would've include the entire thought process of comic book > LoTR > Harry Potter > The Invisible Manabout 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to paul_e_wog
- Here's what’s wrong with me: beautiful girl says, “I thought I was invisible to you” & all I could think of were Fantastic Four jokes.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
- This cake's missing something. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but something like salted, smoked, pork cut into strips and fried.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
- There’s no reason why turtles shouldn’t be the best break dancers in the world.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @rubyland Twitter?about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to rubyland
- God seems to be a real alpha-omega male.about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
- @expat_erin Hahaha I KNOW RIGHT?! Errr......6:48 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to expat_erin
- @forLikeEver oh man, that pizza party was DRAMA!6:31 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to forLikeEver
- This shirt is too many epaulet straps and not enough epaulets.6:29 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- I’ve really been feeling the Internet love lately. I probably should get tested.11:25 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- @BeccaPiano Apparently there are no sasquatch bots. Somebody should really make this happen. I'd suggest Bigfoot, but he's never around.1:26 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to BeccaPiano
- I made a comment about science and @funscience starts following me. Let's see who follows me after this: sasquatch bowel movement.12:09 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
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- Name Aaron L. M. Goodwin
- Location ÜT: 34.478908,-117.285296
- Web http://gdub.me
- Bio College Student working in Education and Technology. Trying to be funny and failing...with hilarious consequences!
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