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  1. And in karmic fashion, I too, have been shat on.... 12:10 PM Nov 26th from txt
  2. Sitting on my Mom's patio drinking mimosas + my bro has now been pooped on TWICE. 1st by a squirrel and now a bird! 11:53 AM Nov 26th from txt
  3. http://twitpic.com/qe70g - At the Taser charity event w/Prez Logan from 24! I could use a lil bronzer 11:23 AM Nov 21st from TwitPic
  4. And it would appear that said baby is crying due 2 a dirty diaper...Super 11:48 AM Nov 19th from txt
  5. En route 2 AZ 4 the Taser charity event. Gr8 call 2 not fly private via Hellmuth jet - crying baby behind me & 100 dgrees on SWest :( 11:45 AM Nov 19th from txt
  6. Rollin down La Cienega from lunch w/ @hollywood_dave listening 2 Bill Withers. Jam on it! 6:46 PM Nov 17th from txt
  7. Could I go to Trader Joes just ONE TIME when it's not insanely busy?!?! 3:17 PM Nov 16th from txt
  8. I just made a wild blueberry tarte to go w/a giant cup of Kona and now I'm getting ready to play the FTOPS PLO.That's exactly what I'm doing 10:35 AM Nov 11th from web
  9. I keep referring to my schedule w/the pronunciation "shed-yule". It's not really going over that well; actually, a few people seemed angry 7:44 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. Almost beat my Mom 4 the 1st time until I choked on the 9th. Then I went to bed w/my hair wet & woke up looking like Weird Al Yankovic. SUCK 11:16 AM Nov 4th from web
  11. Golfing w Mom. I better win dammit, but my short game is so bush league, I don't like my chances :( 2:33 PM Nov 3rd from txt
  12. Thx for all the GL wishes for PAD. They don't want us to spill the beans until it has aired, so my lips r sealed! BTW, it's dark at 5pm - BS 5:16 PM Nov 2nd from web
  13. On flight 2 LV 4 PAD. Hoping 2 TID 1 time FTW. LMFAO. Word. 9:53 AM Nov 1st from txt
  14. I have an epileptic dog so I can somewhat relate + I hope 2 do a charity poker tourn w/ some of the gr8 peeps I met tonite! 10:34 PM Oct 29th from txt
  15. Coming home from a charity party for epilepsy. So sad had little funding there is for research. 9:52 PM Oct 29th from txt
  16. New blog post here http://thehitwoman.com/?p=90 7:56 AM Oct 26th from web
  17. Not sure what's scarier - the fact that Alex just waterboarded a fly or that I actually felt bad for the insect...just a little, I swear! 9:07 PM Oct 22nd from web
  18. Finishing up w/Erick @ Chris McMillan Salon! He is AMAZING! My hair looks better than evah! Pics soon! 7:20 PM Oct 22nd from txt
  19. My hair is so light from Aruba (trashy/stripper blonde) I'm changing it 2 "bookworm brown" 2morrow! Will debut on Poker After Dark next week 6:33 PM Oct 21st from web
  20. Home from the hospital. No gloves to show for it today. OK, a few giant Q-tips might have crept into my purse... 5:39 PM Oct 21st from web