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  1. Cher and Shakira both sing as if they have bubbles in their throats.about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Should we play Ballad of Gay Tony or Borderlands first?about 18 hours ago from web
  3. It's a comedy-heavy day. Artistic representations of bits, Gaffigan goes badass, and the Pete Holmes doll. http://gynomite.wordpress.comabout 22 hours ago from web
  4. If you're wearing glasses that are not prescription, take off your glasses.about 24 hours ago from web
  5. Just watched my husband kill it on Letterman. Tune in on Friday to see it for yourself!5:04 PM Nov 9th from web
  6. BEHOLD THE SHOCKMASTER!! (also other fun stuff like comedian action figures) http://gynomite.wordpress.com11:42 AM Nov 9th from web
  7. Ask a Comedian, Starbucks cuptalk, and Name That Movie- it's like a game show up in here! http://gynomite.wordpress.com10:01 AM Nov 9th from web
  8. I found a Sweet Valley High blog that references Mighty Boosh. I guess I can die now. Or sleep.9:37 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. @MMMMMackenzie You won't be there? Oh shit, that's right. Daytime. You're like a vampire, only instead of blood, you actually make money.6:33 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to MMMMMackenzie
  10. Vintage Gynomite- childhood fears vs. adulthood fears http://gynomite.wordpress.c...6:32 PM Nov 8th from web
  11. While New York parties, I hunker down excitedly about catching up on America's Next Top Model and filing paperwork.6:24 PM Nov 8th from web
  12. @laurenlapkus I won! I won the DVD rack!!4:49 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to laurenlapkus
  13. Obligatory "I'm Internetting on a plane!" status update.9:52 AM Nov 8th from web
  14. I just emailed a girl I went to school with to ask "Did you marry Sean Astin?" This seemed like a good idea until I hit send.9:32 PM Nov 7th from web
  15. Thrift store Sweet Valley High purchases: Miss Teen Sweet Valley (#76) and Double Jeopardy, the first Super Thriller. Squeeeee!6:15 PM Nov 7th from web
  16. Go to this since I can't! RT @mametown tonight i will be singing filthy songs + shaking my ass in sequins. Cudzoo @ ars nova at 8!!11:09 AM Nov 7th from web
  17. Everybody wants to play a stripper, no one wants to be a stripper. (now with video!) http://gynomite.wordpress.com8:07 AM Nov 7th from web
  18. That Ong Bak movie is mind blowing. Real Ong Bakky.7:57 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. RT @ChristFinnegan What's more disturbing, this woman's behavior or that she reminds me of at least 3 exes? http://tinyurl.com/yzg4sxh3:29 PM Nov 6th from web
  20. Muppet boyband in the house!! http://gynomite.wordpress.com3:28 PM Nov 6th from web