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  1. I turn to you, Evan Dando. I turn to you. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. It's snowing outside but raining in our apartment. It's kind of a buzzkill. about 10 hours ago from web
  3. Every day while driving me to middle school, my mom listened to Georgia on My Mind by Michael Bolton. So that song upsets me on many levels. about 12 hours ago from web
  4. This just in: a Taiwanese man has COMPLETED World of Warcraft. This involved 5906 quests and 11 hugs. http://tinyurl.com/yk89yrx 11:48 PM Dec 4th from web
  5. In case you didn't know, James Franco has written an essay about how he's a performance artist. http://gynomite.wordpress.com 1:20 PM Dec 4th from web
  6. Good morning, and I apologize in advance for Mickey Rourke rapping and burning Santa. http://gynomite.wordpress.com 7:29 AM Dec 4th from web
  7. Singing songs about BD Wong. 9:56 PM Dec 3rd from web
  8. @maxsilvestri I am so excited that you and @joemande are actually there! I hope you snuck in, and please keep livetweeting it. 5:20 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to maxsilvestri
  9. Completely unsurprising porn research, coming right up! http://gynomite.wordpress.com 11:58 AM Dec 3rd from web
  10. All your dreams will come true. All my dreams came true, but now I have a bunch of other dreams. 10:58 AM Dec 3rd from web
  11. Meredith Baxter and David Ogden Stiers should do a sitcom together where they fight for gay rights with cookies, guns, & gentle wisecracks. 8:58 AM Dec 2nd from web
  12. @peteholmez Pete, when are we going to fwends? WHEN?! 8:45 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to peteholmez
  13. What quirk do you wish you'd known about your partner BEFORE you fell in love? Email me at askgynomite@gmail.com http://tinyurl.com/yzc4mt6 8:12 AM Dec 2nd from web
  14. I'm singing that Danzig song "Cantspeak" but using the lyrics "Cantsleep". Not as rock n' roll. 4:19 AM Dec 2nd from web
  15. I can't even tell you how weird this night has been. 9:07 PM Dec 1st from web
  16. Gynomite asks you, we party hard, and Dan Wilbur, everybody! http://gynomite.wordpress.com 4:30 PM Dec 1st from web
  17. I call the window where I sprinkle birdseed "Cat TV". Then I giggle to myself, readjust my bathrobe, and go back to knitting cat sweaters. 9:54 AM Dec 1st from web
  18. I got mistaken for Diablo Cody last night. Should probably dye my hair. 7:24 AM Dec 1st from web
  19. I just saw Walt from Lost in a commercial for Tyson Anytizers. Do you think this is a clue? 1:42 PM Nov 30th from web
  20. New GuySpeak/GirlSpeak column up today! http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/11/30/guyspeak-girlspeak-talking-dirty/ 10:19 AM Nov 30th from web