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  1. I turn to you, Evan Dando. I turn to you.
  2. It's snowing outside but raining in our apartment. It's kind of a buzzkill.
  3. Every day while driving me to middle school, my mom listened to Georgia on My Mind by Michael Bolton. So that song upsets me on many levels.
  4. This just in: a Taiwanese man has COMPLETED World of Warcraft. This involved 5906 quests and 11 hugs. http://tinyurl.com/yk89yrx
  5. In case you didn't know, James Franco has written an essay about how he's a performance artist. http://gynomite.wordpress.com
  6. Good morning, and I apologize in advance for Mickey Rourke rapping and burning Santa. http://gynomite.wordpress.com
  7. Singing songs about BD Wong.
  8. @maxsilvestri I am so excited that you and @joemande are actually there! I hope you snuck in, and please keep livetweeting it.
  9. Completely unsurprising porn research, coming right up! http://gynomite.wordpress.com
  10. All your dreams will come true. All my dreams came true, but now I have a bunch of other dreams.
  11. Meredith Baxter and David Ogden Stiers should do a sitcom together where they fight for gay rights with cookies, guns, & gentle wisecracks.
  12. @peteholmez Pete, when are we going to fwends? WHEN?!
  13. What quirk do you wish you'd known about your partner BEFORE you fell in love? Email me at askgynomite@gmail.com http://tinyurl.com/yzc4mt6
  14. I'm singing that Danzig song "Cantspeak" but using the lyrics "Cantsleep". Not as rock n' roll.
  15. I can't even tell you how weird this night has been.
  16. Gynomite asks you, we party hard, and Dan Wilbur, everybody! http://gynomite.wordpress.com
  17. I call the window where I sprinkle birdseed "Cat TV". Then I giggle to myself, readjust my bathrobe, and go back to knitting cat sweaters.
  18. I got mistaken for Diablo Cody last night. Should probably dye my hair.
  19. I just saw Walt from Lost in a commercial for Tyson Anytizers. Do you think this is a clue?
  20. New GuySpeak/GirlSpeak column up today! http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/11/30/guyspeak-girlspeak-talking-dirty/