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  1. Wes Anderson's The Fantastic Mr Fox a lesson in how to be a tedious POS. Find another hole to crawl down.
  2. http://twitpic.com/r1lsb - A little Thanksgiving present for @hailmaryjane
  3. Wait a doggone second! Am I actually watching the Detroit Lions? No. Me? Anyone? K, gotta turn the TV off now & go play in the snow :)
  4. that final tackle by Green Bay was like "Hello, Honey!"
  5. Netsensational Seniors Dance Team def better than Nets actual team.
  6. @eSHAGNASTY gobble, gobble
  7. Can't figure out if it's really Cyndi Lauper performing at Macy's Day Parade or a poor imitation of Boy George. hmm.
  8. Polanski about to get out on bail? A mere 4.5 million. It's no longer that "15 will get u twenty."
  9. Just got worst glare from lesbian mom w/4 kids and her additionally large wife. I'm a man, ladies, get over it!
  10. Happy Thanksgiving "tweeps." Hope everyone has a special day (mean it!)
  11. I give thanks 2 Howard Schulz today, for having the only OPEN spot on the block for a spot of breakfast & coffee. Spot?
  12. That someone will not be: Memphis, Denver, Philly, and approximately 26 other teams. That leaves one. Ladies?
  13. You just know that by the end of the season, SOMEONE is going to sign Allen Iverson for a playoff run.
  14. bed.
  15. And, yeah, true dat, no fun being an Englishman, I felt that vibe when I was there & was prob why I was hhhhhhating it, as u may remember
  16. And my beef with screenwriter Nick Hornby is that he indeed has lost his sense of fun much in tune w/his observations on his homeland.
  17. "An Education" did have a couple of adroit observations about the English way of life...
  18. I'm gonna say SHOE SALES now and watch all the douchebag shoe salesmen flood into my follower box. Genius marketing skilz, peeps!
  19. u know what is so pathetic & blind about twitter? I could say the word TURD & people in TURD business would follow me so I could follow back
  20. That was a warning, BTW, for young girls not to think they can get ahead by boning older gents. Film could have been interesting if she com-