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  1. Does Woody Allen (who looks like a turkey) still get laid? Are Boat People forever (sexually) faithful 2the ones that saved them (from Mia)
  2. Sampras took 100% camera time away from Roddick's woman at Wimbledon today. Might add that Pete & his woman look a tad serious, stiffuplip
  3. @ANGRYSAM but did he knock any slaves up?
  4. What it means to be an American this year: Humility.
  5. Sorry, but I think it's time for Mr Hip Swayer Himself Neil Diamond to exit stage left.
  6. Most Over-Hyped NBA Free Agent of Summer: Hedo Turkoglu
  7. Flashback: 9 Things Guys Regret Most: http://bit.ly/KaVvq
  8. It's Take Ur Car To Work Day 4 cops in my city b/c it gets so crazy here on 4th. Just saw 3 uniformed dudes driving in Corolla. Style points
  9. BUY the new Wilco album titled Wilco. Some very cool stuff.
  10. have you guys heard of this fucking douche bag? @swearingwatcher
  11. @chrisilluminati required, sparkler, hot dog, old people watching retired soldiers soldier on...
  12. Raise your hand if you witnessed a hokey Fourth of July Parade today.
  13. Dear Mrs. Palin, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, you evil bitch.
  14. Funny Independence Day Toon http://www.mattbors.com/new...
  15. De ja vu? No matter how good Roddick looked today, tomorrow will be a totally different script.
  16. I just wanted 612 of you to know. I love you.
  17. For yrs I ripped Artest a new ahole in various articles, & now I'm gonna be rooting for him. Ain't sports grand?
  18. But when you have Federer's Miss Piggy, and Haas' Crack Whore, yuck. Show me some peeps from Merry Olde England.
  19. Note 2production truck in Tennis: enough w/the incessant reaction shots of skanky girlfriends. Switch it up, man! Ok, Roddick's chick fine..
  20. @anglekimlin yup, brilliant, except...how will we ever set up a lemonade stand on twitter?