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  1. MC CHRIS blaring on the surround sound, Windows Media Center extended through the XBOX360 watchin a slide show. #NERDCORE about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. @drunkbrunch I would like a wave invite... about 11 hours ago from foxytunes
  3. the ambient noise of my office has serious swings about 11 hours ago from foxytunes
  4. @DRUNKBRUNCH WE ARE! I don't know what you're talking about on facebook. But that was hours ago, 1/2hr is how long my mind records for. about 11 hours ago from foxytunes
  5. OH "They are just going to shit egg rolls." #OfficeLanguage about 12 hours ago from foxytunes
  6. General Suck's Chicken from Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers, has everything you would imagine from something that has #Steamer in the title. about 12 hours ago from foxytunes
  7. There is nothing more detestable than those who complain about the lack of communication and do nothing to improve it. #IhateHavingEars about 13 hours ago from foxytunes
  8. THE BABY HAS RETURNED TO WORK. That is all. about 13 hours ago from foxytunes
  9. Some people use creamer for flavor in our office we use it to make the coffee too cloudy to see the "things" floating in it. #AIRPOT #Coffee about 14 hours ago from foxytunes
  10. I am now certain that our whole branch is controlled by the receptionist, in her absence chaos and bedlam have reigned. #Fortune500 #ORLY about 14 hours ago from foxytunes
  11. @JaceFuse may ERIS be with you. about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to JaceFuse
  12. @JaytheBigLug I really want to set something on fire...that's not exactly productive. but its something I'm motivated towards. about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to JaytheBigLug
  13. The lies were lies? Everything was the truth? #WellCrapWednesday about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. Is it okay if I stab myself in the hand with afork and include my progress on my facebook status and refer to it as Another Futile Game? #FB about 17 hours ago from web
  15. I'm not sure who is looking for a Micheal Jackson Mosaic made of porn images, but I keep finding it. thanks @cayosbabes #DOnotWANT about 17 hours ago from web
  16. @JaceFuse We must be on the same wave length I'm feeling your impending hangover and have been sober for days. #FML about 17 hours ago from web in reply to JaceFuse
  17. @JaceFuse And now that will be inscribed in my Holy Doctrine: The Bok of Paul: "What he remembers when sobriety gave way to being cognitive" about 18 hours ago from web in reply to JaceFuse
  18. @scott_hurst In my life a very influential figure has been an Atheist. #DouglasAdams I'm still a lazy fat guy who hasn't done anything. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to scott_hurst
  19. Between Pastafarianism and Discordianism I really couldn't decide so I developed my own Conjoined Denomination. 1:13 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  20. @scott_hurst no I'd go with leprechauns. Anything is better than nothing 1:06 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter in reply to scott_hurst