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  1. Or run for your life. RT @jankypanky: http://twitpic.com/rlzz0 - Missing cat. If Bruno walks into your home tweet me.
  2. @midnight_writer Maybe it means that he's following you!
  3. RT @kaewonder: There's nothing wrong with decking your spot out with Xmas lights this early, right?. http://twitpic.com/rlgsn
  4. lol RT @laurenarcher: Whenever I think this, I'm wrong. RT @thegrumpyowl: That sure won't be creepy or insane.
  5. That sure won't be creepy or insane.
  6. Anyway, off to work. Maybe I'll sit down at some random table. Ask them about their clothes.
  7. Turned out that the waiter and I have mutual friends though.
  8. Thank God that mine have actually done and still do the job.
  9. Then he wants me to report on my waiter. Like I'd betray my kind for his. The fucking bosses can go suck a dick.
  10. Doing what? Getting harassed by nosey douchbags? Ever since you sat down.
  11. "I see you on the street sometimes and I think you're great. How long have you been doing this?"
  12. So having dinner last night, the resto owner sits down at my table and starts talking to me about my suit.
  13. @jankypanky Exactly - that's why Popeye is awesome.
  14. @jankypanky Would have cost less and been the same quality of food. And if Popeye came over to our table, that would've been awesome.
  15. I tell myself that every time I look in the mirror. RT @geekigirl: The faces of bored and angry males is absolutely priceless
  16. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: people, time, shit - http://w33.us/1tvc
  17. @kimberly_lyn Makes me think of social diseases.
  18. I hate when I go out for a meal and the resto-owner comes over to talk. And sitting at my table? Wtf? Who invited the cunt?
  19. Humane Society LOL mummy cat http://bit.ly/5GMurl
  20. @m1k3y It's a real chicken and egg.