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  1. It's my 10 year high school reunion tonight. I've decided to go as a porn star. 2:15 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  2. I have successfully got the Quantum Leap theme song stuck in Shelley's head. I have never been more attracted to her than when she hums it. 4:12 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  3. And driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. 2:46 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  4. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own. 2:46 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  5. Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished. 12:55 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  6. The largest most advanced and sophisticated science experiment in the history of mankind is currently powering up. #LHC 1:03 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  7. Watching @TroyMayor and @TroyCityCouncil fight is like watching babies wrestle and spit up on each other. http://metroland.net/featur... 10:42 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  8. BYOB would be a good name for a baby expo. 5:33 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  9. Going to my ten-year High School reunion next week. Damn, my parents are old. 9:18 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  10. The best part about working from home is being able to cook pies. 12:53 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  11. Heisenberg ate my social security card. Which means two things: 1) I am no longer an American. 2) His poops gain automatic citizenship. 12:36 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  12. Chocolate covered nuts are God's way of saying "I love you. Here, have some nuts." 11:28 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  13. Moonshine and tonic is a surprisingly tasty beverage. 5:49 PM Nov 15th from Twitterrific
  14. Dear mouse trap manufacturers, "guarantee kill" is not the same as "horribly horribly maim". Poor Lawrence. 10:09 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  15. Anyone have an electric drill with a nice large 1/2" chuck? I've got a bit that's too big for my drill [insert sex joke here]. 4:59 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  16. Addicted to instructional videos on Youtube. Right now: how to dry stack compressed earth blocks. Next up: How to stare like a pro. 2:45 PM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  17. Wondering if the number of stars in our Galaxy is even or odd. 8:58 PM Nov 11th from Twitterrific
  18. After a multi-year hiatus, another batch of Moonshine has commenced. 11:02 AM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
  19. In my Flash Forward, I was twittering "See? I told you so." 6:06 PM Nov 5th from Twitterrific
  20. This game is depressing me. I'm going upstairs to watch Gilmore Girls. 7:51 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific