@adamsilverste Ok cool, want me to pick you up something from the Mcdonalds that's (I assume) near/opposite your flat?

What do they do at book cover judging competitions?

@adamsilverste Shib! My train gets in at 15:43 so will amble towards yours and lurk there until your homecoming.

@adamsilverste Will be in lond on Wed. Is it cool to crash at yours that night?

@adamsilverste Isnt it cool-sick 2 b ill-sick from having chicken soup 4 breakfast?Its cooler than having pea soup at lunch & feeling spry..

@adamsilverste That's great! It'll give me somewhere to sit down while I try to figure out where to sleep. (Thanks chumly)

@dancalamity Not sure exactly but should be around when you come back. I'll keep your bed warm (and wet) for you.

Some birthday. Had to dress myself, open my own car door, and now I'm expected to cry mySELF to sleep?

@adam_high @dancalamity @adamsilverste Thanks chums! That's fine Arm, I'm coming up to lond soon so can talk about it in-between kisses.

I firmly believe that high-fiving your soup just before you take it off the heat makes it taste worse, and also hurts.

I bought a Big Issue today and am now making soup, yet still no formal recognition from the queen.

@adamsilverste Wasn't bad for an on-the-bus-late-to-meet-may-tweet. Chance granted. Use it wisely! (or unwisely..)

They gave the Iron Lady much better superpowers than Iron Man.. who needs missiles and the ability to fly when you've got death-jowls?

U know u have to wear clothes in order to play, right? #NotOldYet RT @adamsilverste All pubs should have table football machines, tweeps.

I bet whenever Hugh Grant says "thank you", he's secretly saying "thank Hugh", and nobody realizes. And that's why he's famous.

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Key 2 Brandos technique in Godfather: being disgusted with the fact that theres a hair on ur tongue & not being able to do anything about it

@dancalamity Happy Birthday Anthony! Geeeeeeeet Flaxooooned!

@dancalamity When and for how long are you returning to these fair isles Mr. Gyard?

@adamsilverste Working on it. Actually we reunited in a dream last night. That's what happens when you tweet just before bedtime!