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thegroisht

  1. Said "jello" instead of "hello" to the petrol station man purely so that I could tweet about it. 6:12 AM May 21st via web
  2. @adamsilverste Do you still wear a shower-cap? (in the shower) 3:48 AM May 20th via web in reply to adamsilverste
  3. If these offers for dates in my junk e-mail that I'm deleting are real, then I'm figuratively and literally screwing myself. 1:05 AM May 20th via web
  4. I'm leaving the teabag in while I drink the tea cos I just plain don't give a shit. 12:55 AM May 20th via web
  5. Bewildering and important fact: I have been wearing the same belt for 10 years. 2:43 AM May 19th via web
  6. If they made products taste like what they were called, I'd get a blackberry over an ipad, since I can taste my pads whenever I want. 9:50 AM May 11th via web
  7. @adam_high Nevermind the premiere, you should be wearing that jacket all the time, everywhere, forever. 9:45 AM May 11th via web in reply to adam_high
  8. I feel sorry for the silent letters in words :'( 2:49 PM May 5th via web
  9. Now I'm slightly dead. 2:24 AM Apr 29th via web
  10. @adamsilverste @dancalamity I wasnt aware that bubble baths involved much meat & dairy..& its only gay if u jack a guy off while ur in there 5:22 AM Apr 16th via web in reply to adamsilverste
  11. @adamsilverste Thanks, but I already made 7. The first 6 I replaced her face with mine, & on one I replaced both of their faces with mine. 2:25 PM Apr 12th via web in reply to adamsilverste
  12. @adamsilverste Holy Paella. Is his g/f and that picture of him and his g/f going with him? 9:06 AM Apr 12th via web in reply to adamsilverste
  13. "Every time I've been to a circus, there's always been clowns" - G. Neville. 9:58 AM Apr 8th via web
  14. @adamsilverste Commiserations, 'padre. Permission to chuckle at surname? 8:23 AM Apr 6th via web in reply to adamsilverste
  15. Tip for making going to the dentist more bearable: go every five years. 8:02 AM Mar 29th via web
  16. @adam_high Have you or your Pa read Catcher in the Rye yet? 1:17 PM Mar 25th via web in reply to adam_high
  17. Had to run through 5 flame pits and win a hell-in-a-cell match with an augmented cyborg/cat, but my facebook account is finally deactivated. 3:44 AM Mar 23rd via web
  18. @dancalamity Shit, can't believe I tweeted that! We're going for BRUNCH, not LUNCH! Silly! 3:26 AM Mar 18th via web in reply to dancalamity
  19. @dancalamity For the lunch, no. For the sex, yes. 3:14 AM Mar 18th via web in reply to dancalamity
  20. @adamsilverste Have you seen the documentary Cinemania? Plenty of grade-A Jewrosis. 3:14 AM Mar 18th via web in reply to adamsilverste
  • Name thegroisht
  • Location Soon to be living in a box
  • Bio Particularly after playing squash
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