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  1. @Timmyisanerd of @WhitestKids is moving away! See his final NY show TOMORROW @PianosNYC w/@anthonyjeselnik @mrseanpatton @kumailn & more!!!
  2. Still trippin on Triptophan.
  3. Reminder: Timmy Williams from The Whitest Kids is moving to OR. Come see his final NY appearance THIS SUNDAY @PianosNYC. 7:30. Be there!
  4. Thanks for the heads up, Slash! RT @SlashHudson - They're making sandra Bullock up like a chola on Lopez tonight, fyi.
  5. It's so cold in the D: http://tinyurl.com/5z7kjh @CockswP
  6. You know what we do in Boston to those machines? Headbutts! RT @jessepopp At a bar w/a machine that scores your punch strength for $0.50
  7. They should call this story "Worst Case Scenario" - http://tinyurl.com/ybj8p3p
  8. If I were a turkey right now, I would really watch my fucking shit. (RT @alexblagg)
  9. Total classic Baby Prank. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  10. You're seeing things, BT! That woman left you for Demetri Martin! RT @baratunde - @meganganz is in the offices!! #WhiskeyWednesday
  11. New moon was amazing! (My ass exposing of the day. Not the movie.)
  12. Did you see Will.I.Am at the AMAs last night? Did you call him a gay slur again? @PerezHilton
  13. Happy Thanksgiving. Take planes, trains & automobiles. http://tinyurl.com/ygcenvr
  14. The show @PianosNYC last night was dope. Don't miss this coming Sunday. @timmyisanerd is moving to Portland!
  15. Better than only some television. RT @EugeneMirman - Turns out a watched pot totally boils. It just takes 10 minutes and is very boring.
  16. I wish. Manchild. I could grab a feature set after. RT @VinceAverill - U already in line to see @truekofi tomorrow @CarolinesonBway? #wwe
  17. Everyone remain calm! Oprah will be moving to NBC at 10pm. (RT @steveagee)
  18. Dear #Obama- never send me an email w/the subject line "Sarah Palin" again. I'm no campaign manager, but stop it now.
  19. Where they at? Start calling all the hospitals! RT #cnn "Reps for Lavigne and Valderrama couldn't be reached for comment." Amber alert!
  20. Damn. Sad day. R.I.P. Uga VII! Manchild. Big ups! - http://tinyurl.com/yhcatfo