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  1. Huge Christmas Party Tonight!!!! Can't wait!!! 10:14 AM Dec 5th from web
  2. What is your favorite kind of cupcake? 9:14 AM Oct 29th from web
  3. RT #thejeffdunhamshow episode 2 is on Comedy Central tonight at 9PM! RT for a chance to win a Peanut t-shirt! 9:03 AM Oct 29th from web
  4. Guys who don't understand why they should have prostate exams usually get it in the end. 9:13 PM Oct 25th from web
  5. Jesus had a stable home life. 9:12 PM Oct 25th from web
  6. The term Broadband is derived from the two primary uses of high speed internet access: downloading porn (broads) and illegal MP3s (bands) 9:11 PM Oct 25th from web
  7. Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~Norm Papernick 11:57 PM Oct 2nd from web
  8. The first shipments of H1N1 vaccine been sent from the production plants; over 75 M doses expected to be delivered... http://ff.im/-956tk 7:36 PM Oct 1st from web
  9. Have you visited the Jewish section of India's capital city? It's called Kosher Delhi. 7:33 PM Oct 1st from web
  10. The Jewish Singer was excellent...so she got a standing oy vaytion? 7:32 PM Oct 1st from web
  11. At an Italian restaurant I don't know whether I'm antipasto or provolone. 7:31 PM Oct 1st from web
  12. What do you call a secondhand clothing store in India? Whose Sari Now? 7:31 PM Oct 1st from web
  13. Chico Marx once took umbrage upon hearing someone exultantly exclaim."Eureka!" Chagrined,Chico shot back, "You doan smella so good yourself" 7:30 PM Oct 1st from web
  14. RT #followanyday @dpfan1982 @vinodk_sql @xiaoyi @RAVENSgameday @teamvicbo @theremote @tshirtcoupons @_dina 7:28 PM Oct 1st from web
  15. New Man University Course : How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong 9:06 AM Aug 25th from web
  16. New Man University Course : Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk 9:04 AM Aug 25th from web
  17. FEAR = mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack. 8:58 AM Aug 25th from web
  18. #FF @cath4art @lisawip @arielbravy @cheribennett @CateringByMaria @wendyme2u @mzmeow @keahaukalion 9:00 AM Aug 14th from web
  19. rf ff @Mizzflowerdiva @SpiritualShow @SophieZo @DediKatedVA @LoveNews great tweeps!! 8:59 AM Aug 14th from web
  20. RT FF @GreenRoomPro: RT @ilovemylefteye : #FF @GreenRoomPro @shellisxena @1sweetwhirl @NoBadHabit @marilynstannett @chw131 @GreenRoomPro 8:59 AM Aug 14th from web