TheGarfoose
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@ who wouldn't love a man and his wife dressed up like a garfoose? It screams christmas spirit!... It also screams terror...
about 16 hours ago
from UberTwitter
in reply to BlueJays
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@ I hope he laughs... and doesn't fire me immediately...
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to BlueJays
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@ I would love it if someone would ask him, "is there's any truth to the rumor of the new Jay's mascot being a Garfoose?"
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to BlueJays
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I could do advice. Say how he shouldn't try to hit a homerun at "his first at bat." He should manufacture "runs." Steal, bunt, etc...
about 20 hours ago
from web
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Since my creativity i poor (obvious lie) I've decided to take a story out of the last few days news headlines. Something boring, like golf.
about 20 hours ago
from web
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I have been asked to give an embarrassing story about the groom at this wedding. I don't know him that well so I'm just going to make it up.
about 20 hours ago
from web
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@ As long as Garfoose can play Sloth. "Hey you Guuuuuuys!" I would play the dude with all the gadgets... "Slick shoes!"
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to AnswerDave
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This is Dirk Hayhurst, Pitcher for the Jays (and eccentric author & garfoosologist) Check out his book, and website at
about 20 hours ago
from web
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Garfoose is also going to a wedding. He's not getting married, but he might eat someone who is! What a special day!
about 20 hours ago
from web
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And the Garfoose is stuffing the libraries full of false treasure maps locating pirates booty*
*by booty I mean pogs and garbage pail kids
about 20 hours ago
from web
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Just so we are all clear- Trivia for a Halladay ball and $100 dollar donation in winners name to KIVA at 600 Followers- Monday, Dec 21st.
about 20 hours ago
from web
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@ No, I think I'll let Alex handle this one, but the Garfoose will be watching like a... a... a Garfoose. They have a distinct watch
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to BlueJays
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@ Stop trying to stack the deck! It could happen like a thief in the night! Or, like a lazy guy who enjoys an afternoon nap...
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to jaysgirl32
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Treasures include a cache of Go-Bot toys, dubbed Samurai movies, and Grateful Dead merch. So far, no one has acted on the maps yet...
about 20 hours ago
from web
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In the meantime, I would like to report I've been forging buried treasure maps and sticking them in books at my local library...
about 20 hours ago
from web
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@ We'll throw on Monday, Dec 21, IF I get 600 followers by then. I'll give trivia clue tweets until then. Stay tuned!
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to jaysgirl32
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Questions will be on a range of topics, from Garfoose facts on my webpage- and previous tweets. Garfoose is excited!
about 20 hours ago
from web
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We'll make at official at 600 followers- Winner gets Roy's ball and a $100 dollar gift that keeps giving made in their name through KIVA.org
about 21 hours ago
from web
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So, if you missed it the first time around, you get another crack at former (tear, sniffle) Jay pitcher Roy Hallday's legendary scribble.
about 21 hours ago
from web
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However, the Garfoose is going to make up for it. In honor of Christmas, we'll be doing another charity auction for a signed Halladay Ball.
about 21 hours ago
from web
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