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  1. I was a neophyte in the amateur porn scene, and I accidentally recorded over my first tape. 8:54 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. neophyte [NEE-uh-fyt] noun; A novice; a beginner in anything. 8:54 AM Nov 27th from web
  3. wow. Every site selling custom tear-off calendars looks like it was designed in print shop pro, 15 years ago. Here's to consumer confidence! 11:24 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. I need to figure out how to make a tear off calendar. 11:15 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. wanted two tweets. 8:35 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. @AllFlashNoCash While I appreciate your candor in such a matter, I have a very specific task to perform. I asked my acolytes, and they... 8:35 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to AllFlashNoCash
  7. Maybe wiping my ass with a few pages of her manuscript was too puerile a response to a break up. 8:00 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. puerile [PYOO-uhr-uhl] adj; Displaying or suggesting a lack of maturity; juvenile; childish.... 8:00 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. @cwiggins your tweets get me through the day. 5:05 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to cwiggins
  10. Today's example sentence is from my all time favorite film, Network. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you update your netflix queue. 9:36 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship? 7:41 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. impugn [im-pyoon] verb; To challenge as false (another’s statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon. 7:41 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. RT @dddiana: Video: Are we the most aggressively inarticulate generation to come along since, you know, “a long time ago?”... http://tum ... 7:54 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Added in the ability to learn via email, if that's your thing. http://thefuckingwordofthed... 8:36 AM Nov 23rd from web
  15. ...and he blamed the Jews for his rotten lot in life. 7:41 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. irascible [ih-RASS-uh-buhl] adj; Prone to anger; easily provoked to anger; hot-tempered. EX: My father was usually drunk and irascible... 7:41 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. RT @eevilmidget: @thefuckingword everything is so fucking awesome lately http://tinyurl.com/ohfn8p - what happened to vocabulary and exc ... 9:00 AM Nov 22nd from web
  18. RT @workforfood: Completely in love with OMMWRITER: http://www.ommwriter.com/ I wish there was a Photoshop version. :) #ommwriter 8:24 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. @ChrisGrover we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. haha 2:03 PM Nov 20th from web
  20. @stackeduptv thanks for the shout, and LOVE your concept. Oddly enough, I'm wearing a paris review shirt right now. 12:37 PM Nov 20th from web