thefiascofactor
- a reason why i love hanging out with Quakers: Joel got drunk and bought a goat.6:16 AM Apr 26th from web
- robot clothes are metal.7:45 PM Apr 15th from web
- inadvertently the talk of the town. go team me.7:03 PM Apr 15th from web
- i have the largest and most in chargest blood blister from playing guitar hero world tour drums. evidence of my epic failure keeping time.6:18 PM Apr 10th from web
- pro tip: puddle + hole in plastic sneaker = trench foot11:13 AM Mar 19th from web
- @karinmaybe she's not. i'll make sure to text you horrible things about puffins as often as possible so that i know you two are still alive11:44 AM Mar 18th from web
- lost a follower due to trespassing. did i mention that my mom was the getaway driver?5:23 AM Mar 14th from web
- oh, what did i do over spring break? i trespassed. a lot. but it was for the sake of art so it doesn't count, right? ...right?5:08 PM Mar 13th from web
- pretty sure i need a Ninja Warrior training center in my backyard.11:07 AM Mar 12th from web
- drunkydrunkkk post endoscopy. i feel like my brain = a keyboard punch: a;lwkdsjf[qoiwruo2i3weup'otdiga'sd;lfjjjjjjasdlsk wheeeee8:49 AM Mar 12th from web
- @krabigail p.s. you and your burger better watch your back or you are going to get Desdemonaed.6:39 AM Mar 11th from web
- @krabigail i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies, i'm flipping burgers you at kinko's straight flipping copies.6:37 AM Mar 11th from web
- currently attempting to con my mom's electrician into getting me to meet Rob Zombie. this life is all about connections ladies and gentlemen7:19 PM Mar 10th from web
- why so warm then so cold, CT? yeah, i'm going through a break up with winter too.5:47 PM Mar 10th from web
- Dear Gastrointestinal Doctor Man, Please don't tell me that my tummy is broken or I will be forced to break yours. K? K thanks! Love, Me.7:39 AM Mar 10th from web
- helping my mom do taxes - me: "that form has a terrifying baby on it." mom: "it's the St. Jude's baby. kid's got cancer." shit.5:24 PM Mar 8th from web
- @krabigail woman, you put that shit in the quarterly and... actually, the response would probably be "wait, that chick wasn't a lesbian?"3:00 PM Feb 5th from web
- mmmm trench foot.8:06 PM Feb 3rd from web
- scarves = neck belts.3:36 PM Feb 3rd from web
- excuse me @krabigail and @TheFarjerator, if we're being honest, the ugliest of them all here is clearly @krabigail. she's an honorary sister3:36 PM Feb 3rd from web
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- Name J. Magnifico
- Bio some say her ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be.
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