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Got an email alert & was expecting a commit message from a code push. Instead, free shipping on Victoria's Secret panties.about 7 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@fitness decided to make oatmeal for breakfast. That turned into an hour long process resulting in gallons of oatmeal? Failure or success?about 9 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Sometimes I think the people I work with have a secret game called "Who can be more Random?"about 9 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Man I wish I would have brought a cup of coffee home from the office. I dont really want to make a pot now.1:22 PM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
Decided to work from home for the afternoon. Its just to nice out to be in the office.1:14 PM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
WTF is wrong w/ ppl! Lady didnt know she was pregnant, had baby in portable toilet & left it. Bummed a cig from const wrkr http://tr.im/qF3n11:55 AM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
WTF. TN man caught drunk driving after 13 cases of driving on a suspended license & 7 prior DUIs! You just aren't safe driving any more.9:06 PM Jul 1stfrom TweetDeck
Took 90 minutes to service the mower. Then I mowed the lawn. Thought I did something fatally wrong. Luckily, just ran out of gas :)5:56 PM Jul 1stfrom TweetDeck
