TheFatJew
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If I had a daughter I'd seriously be willing to sell her into sex slavery in Eastern Europe for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich right now
about 1 hour ago
from UberTwitter
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This photo of Courtney Love getting her tit sucked in public by a black man is confusing & epic
about 3 hours ago
from Yfrog
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RT@MARLONWAYANS You know you're having a ghetto xmas if the xmas carolers in your neighborhood are auto-tuned
about 3 hours ago
from web
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Gay test- if you see a photo of a woman with big tits and an amputated hand and don't notice her gimp hand for a full minute, you're not gay
about 3 hours ago
from web
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Ladies, sex with me is like a Steven Seagal movie, it's pretty short and you end up laughing even though it's not supposed to be comedy
about 19 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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A coked up British girl is talking to me, her teeth look like she has been chewing gravel, I'm pretending to text and twittering this
about 19 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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Eating a few tables from David Spade, offered the waiter 100$ to bring him a kid's booster seat and say it's from me, he's refusing. Pussy
about 23 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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@ is overrated like a girl waking you up with a blowjob. All i want in the morning is a lemon poppyseed muffin and silence
2:58 PM Nov 24th
from web
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If you squint your eyes, Jon Bon Jovi looks like a MILF
2:46 PM Nov 24th
from web
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I've been wearing a Snuggie for the last 24 straight hours and farting in it, just took a shower and cannot get the fucking smell off me
2:29 PM Nov 24th
from web
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Nothing would be more epic than a sport where jockeys raced dolphins. @ MAKE THIS HAPPEN
2:19 PM Nov 24th
from Yfrog
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Here's a photo of Obama looking like he's getting a blowjob from a child and laughing hysterically.
10:31 AM Nov 23rd
from Yfrog
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I put lobster tail in the blender with butter and made a lobster smoothie, then smoked 5 cigarettes. The breakfast of champions, bitch!
9:49 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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Saw Lindsay Lohan at a club in LA, she looks awful, I think she may be dead and people are just propping her up like in "Weekend at Bernies"
5:05 PM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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Got fitted for a custom made tear-away tuxedo, with one pull I can go from black tie to thong. Perfect for the red carpet at award shows
4:54 PM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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If I don't get disgustingly drunk, do a nude cannonball into a hot tub and dislocate my shoulder this night will be a HUGE BUST
4:04 PM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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I straightened my jewfro and shaved my mustache for a movie role where I play a woman. I wouldn't sleep with me
2:13 PM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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My dream girl won't give me blowjobs while I'm driving, she'll give me blowjobs while SHE's driving. The skill level involved is a turn-on
2:01 PM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
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"The best part about high school girls is that I get older and they stay the same age"
4:58 PM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
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On 3 occasions I put a few of my pubic hairs in a friends sandwich or pasta when they left the room. If we've ever had lunch it could be you
4:55 PM Nov 19th
from UberTwitter
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- Name TheFatJew
- Location JEWYORKJEWYORK
- Web http://myspace.co...
- Bio I'M NOT A MAN, I'M AN IDEA. AND YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA.
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