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  1. Bye Bye MTV, Welcome 1Music Channel: TVS a scos din grila de programe de baza canalul de muzica MTV si a inloc... http://sp2.ro/831e42
  2. V: De obicei, cand aud de un remake modern a unei productii vechi, ma cuprinde nesiguranta: remake-urile n... http://sp2.ro/590ac4
  3. I saw a bald eagle the other day. All of its feathers were combed over to one side.
  4. The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.
  5. Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso. http://tinyurl.com/mvznq3
  6. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
  7. @gabimacovei cred ca primesti mult mai mult acolo cu 2 euro, si nu ma refer doar la greutatea hartiei :)
  8. @gabimacovei la noi in Romania o intreaga familie de ... (a se introduce etnia dorita) se pot incalzi cu acei 2 euro :)
  9. Nu te pierzi pana nu te intereseaza unde esti
  10. Constanta e cel mai bun oras: este inconjurat de Romania doar din trei parti :D
  11. I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?
  12. It's a thankless job, but somebody has to do it! RT: @TheFan: Don't steal. That's the government's job.
  13. Don't steal. That's the government's job.
  14. There are 3 kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading The ones who learn by observation And those who touch the fire to learn it's hot
  15. America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
  16. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  17. Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
  18. George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
  19. If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
  20. I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.