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  1. I forgot my scarf at the pub last night, boo. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. need a haircut. This mess on my head is looking like a . . . well, a mess, really. 11:38 PM Nov 17th from web
  3. Why in the name of something sacred and witty that I can't think of right now can't I sleep? 6:38 PM Nov 13th from web
  4. @nw1inverness that was my first ever retweet! I am full of joy and excitement! 3:17 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to nw1inverness
  5. It is raining a lot today. Maybe work will be called on account of rain, like a baseball game. 11:50 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. @mgeils but total grandpas in paper jumpsuits who know how to rock 11:49 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to mgeils
  7. This year for Christmas everyone gets donations made to liberal charities I agree with. Whether they like it or not. 1:54 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. @mymonstrosity Have you ever tried Yogi Choco tea? It is really good and just smelling it makes me happy 1:35 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to mymonstrosity
  9. Who are these children on #UniversityChallenge and why don't they know who Jasper Johns is? 12:17 PM Nov 9th from web
  10. BBC please start showing season 3 of Mad Men NOW! 11:47 PM Nov 8th from web
  11. The best thing about Sunday is the Come Dine With Me marathon. 10:08 AM Nov 8th from web
  12. Successful rheumatology appt. Dr Claims he just drew lines on my back but I can't shake the worry it might be a dirty picture instead 5:48 AM Nov 5th from web
  13. @Dolly_Parton Was it the Gibbs? 1:21 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to Dolly_Parton
  14. @eitsyrhc Peanut butter bacon cheddar ball you say? With a little horseradish I think it might work 1:50 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to eitsyrhc
  15. No more depressing commercials about animals in peril! Just take my bank details and stop with the guilt! 9:36 AM Nov 3rd from web
  16. The sore part of my throat keeps moving, this seems suspicious to me. Is my own throat faking sick? Do I need to issue a formal warning? 6:52 AM Nov 3rd from web
  17. Is it just me or has countdown gotten easier now that Carol's gone? 8:06 AM Nov 2nd from web
  18. @hellosophie thanks lady, I am trying. Pretty sure I need more ice cream though. 8:05 AM Nov 2nd from web
  19. Day 2 of sickness, not a fan 9:21 AM Nov 1st from web
  20. @eitsyrhc I KNOW! I was going to get to use my neck brace agan and everything. I even had a plan for a fake pregnancy belly 12:30 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to eitsyrhc