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New pics of Fake Britney at the pumpkin patch just went up. Way closer than ones paparazzi didn't take! Sorry no link. :( ~Fake Lauren 2:58 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from web
Had a great day! Just told the kids to go to bed. Was able to sneak out and get halloween costumes--Smurfs FTW! ~Fake Britney 2:56 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from web
@therealbritney Just let me know when you want me to run interference on the paparazzis - I'm here to help. ~Fake Britney 8:24 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from web in reply to britneyspears
Hey paparazzi... Rolling Stone cover rumors? Too bad I wasn't inside the shoot either. Hear it was a great time and lots of dancing around. 9:12 AM Oct 18th, 2008 from web
OMG!! 8 hours until Notre Dame game kicks off!!!!!!! 9:10 AM Oct 18th, 2008 from web
Learning some new moves (sans snake) for the MTV Europe Music Awards. 9:06 AM Oct 18th, 2008 from web
Off to dance class. 9:03 AM Oct 18th, 2008 from web
@garyvee Oh wisest of the wine men, got any advice for me? Keep it fake??? 9:00 AM Oct 18th, 2008 from web in reply to garyvee

Name Not Britney Spears
Location Far from Los Angeles, CA
Bio No! This is not the real Britney Spears! We've got no updates from her team, her website and yes, not even Britney herself!