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  1. YOU made a big mistake.
  2. YOU are having a very unusual few days...
  3. YOU are taking a break from extreme paper writing to bake red & green M&M cookies...
  4. "Hey Mister Armstein! Here... I... Aaaaammmmmmm!"
  5. YOU went to class and handed in your paper. She handed out the exam info and a course eval and sent you home 45 mins early. Waste of gas...
  6. YOU have to hand this paper in at 11:30. It is Almost 9. You have barely four pages. It should be eight. Shooting for six. Gah!
  7. YOU just want to cry. This paper is kicking your ass.
  8. YOU are pretty sure you could use a bullet in the hear right now.
  9. YOU are barely finished with one paper. It is almost 10 o'clock. The other paper is longer. And more involved. Fuckfuckfuckfuckityfuckfuck!
  10. @riotjock What would possess you to NOT go. Immediately?
  11. YOU need a good stiff one... and a drink. Uggh, writing papers is stupid.
  12. YOU found someone to take your hours today and now you have all day to write two papers and freak out in your jammies instead of at work.
  13. YOU ARE IN FULL-ON OH-SHIT FML MODE AND WANT TO CRY.
  14. YOU can't find anyone to take your hours. You're looking at an all-night, you think...
  15. YOU are awake, you are cold, and you're about to call work and see if anyone can take your hours for this afternoon/evening.
  16. Good night Tweethearts. Pleasant dreams.
  17. "Faster than a whore removing her panties, Murdoch caved in to the Clintons..." üLarry Klayman, author of Whores <3
  18. YOU really want a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. It would taste very yummy right now as you read in bed...
  19. @mbradz Uggh woman, please. Finals are easy. Papers on top of papers... Not so much.
  20. YOU just realized that you need to give away your hours tomorrow or you won't finish all of the shit that is due Monday. FUCK. College=bleh.