theduty
- *ring ring*
"hello?"
"why hello, Dr. Faggot."
...another bit of proof that I have argueably the best friends a guy can keep on salary.about 1 hour ago from Birdhouse
- @Aimee_B_Loved.
...I'm not 100% certain these are true?about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- ...what?about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- look.
sure, I play the drums because it's fun.
...but, honestly, there is no rush like a crowd of people watching you beat off in public.about 2 hours ago from Birdhouse
- I was fairly certain that my brother was gay.
my fears were eased when my uncle assured he wasn't, 'cause his dick didn't taste like shit.about 5 hours ago from Birdhouse
- STOP.
HUMMER TIME.
you can't touch this...
miniscule penis.about 7 hours ago from Birdhouse
- gems my mother taught me about the birds & the bees:
penis in vagina = new baby.
penis in mouth = new jewelry.
...this watch is old.about 10 hours ago from Birdhouse
- man,the one bsd thin g about musterbatng amd tweettng, is yur speling grts really twrrible.
...so surry evrybody, gotta do w hat u gota do.about 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
- weird.
the fortune in this cookie just says, "boner strokin'."
so I got that going for me.
...which is nice.about 22 hours ago from Birdhouse
- today's lingo observational fact:
I admit. I cringe a little bit harder than usual when I hear a black guy say "owned."
...just sayin'.about 24 hours ago from Birdhouse
- QQ: you know what's terrible about boobs?5:08 PM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- my dog & I have an agreement.
he can stay in the room while I masturbate, but NO eye contact.
...the same rule applies to my grandfather.3:22 PM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- look.
...I'm kind of a medium-sized deal.1:23 PM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- @SUCKHISDICK.
...thanks for the follow.
OHGODIT'SWORKING!12:25 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- yeesh, the classical music being piped into this elevator is lulling me into a coma.
naptime.
...hold tight, i'll be bach in a minuet.11:50 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- the skill & tact I am using in the creation of this sandwich deserves it's own mini-series.
considering...
Lunch & Order: Delicious Intent.9:57 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- nothing like a good round of japanese sharking in a nursing home to really get the blood crotchward.
I'll wait while you look that up.8:45 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- my one remaining hope in life is to find a woman who is willing to spend much more money than I can ever make.
and thus, the wait begins...7:11 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- hey.
don't even worry about it.
allow me.
7:16 PM Jul 14th from Birdhouse
- QQ: so if women never fart, belch, sweat, or snore...why don't more of them explode spontaneously at random times?
wait.
oh.
nevermind.5:11 PM Jul 14th from Birdhouse
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- Name duty
- Location Oklahoma City, OK (35.594458,-
- Web http://theduty.tu...
- Bio ...certified bullshit technician.
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