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TheDez

  1. @eddieifft I can't believe you guys didn't know Cancer Girl was a hoax. Munchausen Syndrome all the way. Cc @jasonauer 9 minutes ago via TweetCaster for Android
  2. Watching Emilio Estevez' The Way starring pops Marty Sheen. Lyrical, poignant, understated. Hard to believe they're related to that 1 guy. about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  3. Crazy #Oscars prediction: In a huge upset, Melissa McCarthy wins Best Supporting Actress, walks over and hands the statue to Octavia! about 4 hours ago via web
  4. "Fuck you. I'm not wrong, either. Where do you wanna eat? " is my new favorite apology. about 5 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  5. I've never really listened to the punk band Sick of it All but the way I feel right now, I think I would approve. about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  6. @MarieColette the only way you can shock us at this point is by revealing an actual, serious secret. about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to MarieColette
  7. Worked out great for the Native Americans. RT: @MissMnNice Treat others the way you want to be treated and you'll always be respected. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to MissMnNice
  8. "Clean your bar's tap lines" should be the new "Wash your ass" for brash comedic types. about 18 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  9. @DougBenson No YOU'RE on a roll! Let me guess...Next spur-lock a series called "30 JAYS"? 12:57 AM Feb 23rd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to DougBenson
  10. However ridiculous or inert my thoughts are, I'm grateful to know that at least somebody is receiving them. Thanks for following + starring. 12:48 AM Feb 23rd via TweetCaster for Android
  11. You should have sex with me. I might be Banksy, after all. -Pickup line that only works in London at 1:15AM 11:41 AM Feb 22nd via Futuretweets V2
  12. Twitter is simple vandalism painted over by more vandals. 5:39 AM Feb 22nd via web
  13. Male porn stars who fellate themselves on camera don't need anyone else's approval. They toot their own horn. 5:09 AM Feb 22nd via web
  14. When I think about how David Carradine and that INXS guy died, I get all choked up. yfrog.com/kfqh3hzj 2:33 AM Feb 22nd via TweetCaster for Android