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  1. @smuttysteff omfg that sounds YUM! 6:45 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to smuttysteff
  2. Seriously do you mind? I haven't had my dinner yet! http://twitpic.com/qyfw1 6:44 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  3. The Granny Patch...I'm now traumatized http:midliferandom.blogspot.com 6:40 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  4. Really? How tolerant must a mother be? http://pic.gd/b23d04 11:17 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  5. off to turn myself into a pretzel in a steaming hot studio..who invented moksha yoga anyway? 7:37 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. Things you don't want to hear uttered in your home "Logan, you still have toilet paper to pick off the wall" 6:34 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  7. sooo cranky this morning. I hate Mondays 7:22 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. RT @Momspective: Life is lk a roll of toilet paper. When it seems full U bunch it up but towards the end U try 2 use it 1 square at a time. 10:41 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  9. @KimPossible40 i go to at least three each grocery shopping trip..a terrible pain in the arse 11:53 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to KimPossible40
  10. @badassdadblog hey thanks, .funny, I feel 19 in my head. If only that translated into the old body 11:48 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to badassdadblog
  11. attempted a post injury run...sucked ass big time 11:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. @Ali_Sweeney me me me me 9:25 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to Ali_Sweeney
  13. Not forgetting #FF @rockdrool, @crazyadventures, @lulugirl1230, @Doublelattemama, @oxofamilydad 9:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. #FF @LiteMochaMom, @momspark, @svmom, @shitmydadsays, @rainnwilson 9:23 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. RT @MrsLoulou: At 17, my favourite book series was Stephen King's The Gunslinger. I LOVED IT. Now, at age 33, it is the Twilight Saga. Huh? 9:20 AM Nov 20th from web
  16. RT @rockdrool: it kind of puts the unhappiness i have in my life into perspective. #prayforanissa < well said> 1:04 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  17. Going through old pics and letters. Heavy emotional baggage...phew! 11:31 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  18. RT @crazyadventures: Holy crap! I was just called a racist for this blog post about my kids http://bit.ly/42vBhh WTF? <huh??> 7:20 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  19. @lulugirl1230 usually the battery 8:48 AM Nov 12th from Twitterrific in reply to lulugirl1230
  20. Stuck writing? Open a dictionary at random, pick the 1st noun you see. Write 5 mins on that noun w/o stopping. (via @jamesscottbell) awesome 8:44 AM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
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  • Bio Runner, writer, nurse, mom, wife...covers pretty much everything doesn't it?
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