thedavidmo
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I think this old Tweet of mine has proved prescient:
about 6 hours ago
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Things that trundle along: bugs, buses
2:14 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Baby Kalim lives up here in SF--I met him today. But, yes, I will be coming down for the Christmas season
12:08 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Thanks! They purposely didn't tell anyone what the name would be so as to avoid flak from various white people (namely, parents)
11:43 PM Nov 21st
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RT @ Kalim Alexander Campbell was born at 2:31am 11/21/09! He is perfect! Blue eyes & a little brown hair. Mama very tired!
12:48 PM Nov 21st
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Status: eating a burrito and contemplating imminent unclehood. My nephew will read this in 12 years and I'll be ashamed. Hi future nephew!
12:35 AM Nov 21st
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@ Thanks for making me scared to click on the Wikipedia link for "birching"...
12:33 AM Nov 21st
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Hell yeah--co-workers are blasting Fear of Music, rather than the usual late-Friday-afternoon generic house music.
4:08 PM Nov 20th
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Something tells me that spending Friday night watching MST3K episodes on my ex-girlfriend's Netflix account isn't the way to go...
11:57 PM Nov 18th
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I want to see Batman do a Balki impersonation.
9:33 PM Nov 17th
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Hollywood tip: to make your show seem 'deep', simply name a bunch of the characters after philosophers. Easy!
6:55 PM Nov 17th
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John Lennon's cover of Twist and Shout: the song that launched a thousand Brodericks
10:24 AM Nov 17th
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Band idea: ''Journey 2''. It's not a cover band; it picks up where Journey left off
5:34 PM Nov 16th
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Just witnessed a gang fight which featured no guns, but a lot of belt whipping. Quite frankly, it was adorable.
1:25 AM Nov 15th
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''A terrorist is someone who would shit their pants just to spite you.'' -Great quote from history
10:29 PM Nov 14th
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Baby hint: Dress him in a wolf costume. That way, if wolves attack, they will think he is one of their own.
11:34 AM Nov 13th
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Cars should have a second kind of horn, which means ''I apologize''
4:38 PM Nov 12th
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I want to buy a Thriller jacket, and when people comment on it, I'll be all like, "What's Thriller?"
4:10 AM Nov 11th
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Comic Sans is the font equivalent of a wedding emcee that just wants to get everyone out on the dance floor.
4:11 PM Nov 8th
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"It is the common fate of sons to be misunderstood by their fathers, and of fathers to be unloved of their sons...." Well jeez.
11:20 PM Nov 3rd
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