OMg - this mom is a total rolemodel for all single moms who need inspiration!! http://tinyurl.com/5rw6dyz

OMg - this mom is a total rolemodel for all single moms who need inspiration!! http://tinyurl.com/6banvvm

*Plz RT* 2011's Most Inspiring Single Mommy Success Story!!! http://tinyurl.com/6z3bphm

Single moms winnn like the Sheeen! RT if inspired! http://tinyurl.com/696qsqy

If you're a mommy - you'll be inspired! RT if inspiring!! http://tinyurl.com/3e58lro

Did this single mom really rack in all that cash?? http://bit.ly/jZUjJq

LOOL awesome video for smokers http://bit.ly/lQN3Wz

Is Indian summer anything like Indian giving?

Yes, Kanye is douche discharge, but it's probably the best thing to ever happen to Swift. People know who she is now. Smile everyone.

Hey everybody, be on the lookout and beware. There's a stool on the loose! There's nothing worse than a loose stool.

Q: Do you have a light? A: No, but I have a match. Your face and my ass!

Her purrrse smells like tuna! http://thedailywetwipe.blogspot.com/

You'd think kitty sips would be cute. No. They sound like Chinese water torture.

NY pools and beaches officially close today. Awww. I'm sure Di and Rhea will still find plenty of other places to make a splash.

Oooh. Was just watching 16 and pregnant. Glad I'm neither. Anymore.

Pole stripper doll for kids. Giddyup! And pass it on. http://thedailywetwipe.blogspot.com/

What's hotter than a witch's tit? http://bit.ly/tnYIT

re: life, laundry, detergent, and the pursuit of happiness

I'monna go head and try to give it some more of my all and see if that works. I didn't want to use it all at once and blow my load.

As I get older, my mind seems to be developing a mind of it's own. And quite frankly, that scares me.