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"You know you can't put pets in the microwave. They'll get all warm and gooey!" Overheard in the first grade hall at my kids school5:51 PM Nov 4thfrom web
Stressed about getting financing on a house I've wanted 4ever. I went to show my sis the house 2 dead rats and no key. OMEN? #whatididtoday7:35 PM Oct 27thfrom web
I am so sick of being the skinny b.....Must eat massive amounts of food. But I'm too lazy to get up. Oh well thin is in..Right?7:31 PM Oct 27thfrom web
RT SNL: Al Gore worked 4 climate change; Carter tried 4 peace & Obama got Nobel 4 not being bush just for 9 months #hilarious (via @ahsan)8:39 PM Oct 10thfrom Tweetie