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  1. ECSTACY IS MENTAL, SAYS DRUGS CZAR http://bit.ly/42tvXs
  2. ORDINARY EUROPEANS DENIED CHANCE TO HATE TONY BLAIR http://bit.ly/1FucAc
  3. 色情 IS CHINESE FOR PORNOGRAPHY http://bit.ly/16WElp
  4. Your problems solved, with Holly Harper http://bit.ly/2FkY0z
  5. EVERYONE DEAD BY TEATIME - Buy our new book you freeloading sons of bitches www.thedailymash.co.uk/everyonedead
  6. AGASSI SOLD HAIR TO BUY DRUGS http://bit.ly/3nZYYY
  7. MEDIUM-SIZED POTATO TOPS CHRISTMAS TOY CHARTS http://bit.ly/28EJin
  8. BNP QUESTION TIME TO REPLACE CHRISTMAS FOR GUARDIAN READERS http://bit.ly/RyB9G
  9. MAN OFFERS HAND JOB FOR GRIMSBY-PORT VALE TICKET http://bit.ly/2JyGDK
  10. Your astrological week ahead with Psychic Bob http://bit.ly/30TXjR
  11. CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY GUILTY OF ACTING LIKE A CHURCH http://bit.ly/2fgShP
  12. MILLIONS VOLUNTEER TO FIRE A CROSSBOW AT AA GILL http://bit.ly/4AX2zG
  13. MPs 'SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THIEVING' http://bit.ly/issBG
  14. From the vaults: 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS F***ING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS http://bit.ly/k1WCu
  15. MEAT-EATERS TO FINALLY BE TREATED LIKE SMOKERS http://bit.ly/2iDbR1
  16. ICELAND BEGINS DESPERATE SEARCH FOR NEW CHEESEY GRISTLE SUPPLIER http://bit.ly/2kI5Q4
  17. CREDIT CARD FIRMS TOLD TO STOP LEAVING HORSES' HEADS EVERYWHERE http://bit.ly/2QYND4
  18. GOOGLE URGED TO HELP VICTIMS OF U2 CONCERT http://bit.ly/2zddaZ
  19. FERGUSON CALLS R-WORD A C-WORD http://bit.ly/iM0xE
  20. CENSUS TO BE VERY DIRTY http://bit.ly/37aEBH