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  1. TOWN BIDS TO END PINE NEEDLE CARNAGE http://bit.ly/7k3SfK 16 minutes ago from web
  2. Win signed copies of the Mash book, http://bit.ly/62VUel or just buy one, you freeloading sons of bitches, http://bit.ly/2OLHMz about 20 hours ago from web
  3. This is shit. I'm going home. http://tidd.ly/c77772b3 about 20 hours ago from web
  4. ENGLAND WORLD CUP BID ENDANGERED BY ENGLAND http://bit.ly/7UVFBh about 23 hours ago from web
  5. FURY AS AMERICANS FIND GAY KISS ODDLY AROUSING http://bit.ly/5v6rWY about 23 hours ago from web
  6. ARE YOU SCARED YET? BANKERS ASK BRITAIN http://bit.ly/5Crhvt about 24 hours ago from web
  7. Banks not happy until all that's left is banks. Page 33. http://bit.ly/2OLHMz 5:21 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. WEREWOLVES WIN RIGHT TO TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF http://bit.ly/6mHNTV 3:17 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. Your problems solved, with Holly Harper http://bit.ly/6xgUiB 3:03 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. Your astrological week ahead with Psychic Bob http://bit.ly/6T4xgm 2:53 AM Nov 25th from web
  11. POLICE CREATING ARMY OF SUPER-VILLAINS http://bit.ly/8i81yI 1:55 AM Nov 25th from web
  12. CANCER PATIENTS MUST WIN DRUGS AT GYPSY FAIR http://bit.ly/6lVB7l 1:19 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. CLIMATE CHANGE EMAILS STOP GLACIERS FROM MELTING http://bit.ly/4IbsJB 12:55 AM Nov 25th from web
  14. Nope. http://tidd.ly/c77772b3 8:14 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. You still don't believe me, do you? http://tidd.ly/c77772b3 8:13 AM Nov 24th from web
  16. Hailed by the critics as 'expertly filled with dozens of pieces of paper, with printing on both sides' http://tinyurl.com/n4dwba 7:00 AM Nov 24th from web
  17. SUICIDAL BEAR UNSCATHED AFTER CLIMBING INTO MONKEY ENCLOSURE http://bit.ly/4G9Wy9 1:56 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. CITY BOSS TO BE IRRUMABOED IN PRISON http://bit.ly/6gnD5T 1:47 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. COMA GUY TO BLACKMAIL THE SHIT OUT OF HOSPITAL STAFF http://bit.ly/8R7q9d 12:24 AM Nov 24th from web
  20. dear Mr Santa, to be perfectly honest I would rather have the cash http://tidd.ly/c77772b3 5:32 AM Nov 23rd from web