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  1. IF YOU WERE A BITCH, OH WAIT YOU ARE A BITCH. BITCH
  2. THE GREAT FORTUNE OF OTHERS IS THAT THEY NEED NOT SUFFER THE HORRIFYING, INCURABLE CONDITION OF BEING YOU
  3. AND YOU SLOWLY FADE AWAY
  4. IF YOU TIED YOUR BALLS TO YOUR THROAT AND HANGED YOURSELF IN A HOTEL IN BANGKOK, NO ONE WOULD EVEN CARE. SO GO AHEAD, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT
  5. THE BLEEDING STAB THROUGH YOUR HEART HAS OPENED A WOUND THAT WILL FESTER, FESTER
  6. YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO OBTAIN WHAT YOU DESIRED, BUT THEN YOU PUSSED OUT YOU PUSSY! HA! HA!
  7. OH OH YOUR MAMA'S A BITCH? OH THAT'S TOO BAD CRY CRY CRY
  8. WERE YOU BORN THIS STUPID? OR DID YOU GET WATERBOARDED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN?
  9. OH SHIT LOOK YOU DID IT AGAIN! NIMROD! PISSANT
  10. LIKE A SLUG, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO YOUR OWN WRETCHEDNESS TO PERCEIVE IT; BUT, BY ALL OTHER ACCOUNTS, YOU ARE BASEBORN, CONTEMPTIBLE, AND BAD
  11. THERE WAS HOPE, ONCE, IN YOUR BRIGHT EYES AND YOUTH, BUT NOW, AFTER SO MANY MISTAKES, YOU WILL LIE DOWN, AND WITHOUT FANFARE, QUIETLY, DIE
  12. EVEN YOUR PETS DESPISE YOU
  13. THE TWITTERVERSE, LIKE THE VAST UNIVERSE THAT CONTAINS IT, WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU
  14. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE, NO ONE ELSE COULD EVER FEEL SO TERRIBLY PATHETIC AS YOU, COULD THEY? WELL YOU'RE RIGHT
  15. YOUR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT IS THE MOST APPEALING THING ABOUT YOU
  16. WHATS THE MATTER SWEETHEART, CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
  17. DUMBSHIT
  18. THE LIFT YOU FEEL, THE LIGHTNESS IN YOUR STEP, THE TINGLE IN YOUR TOES, IS ONLY FROM THE BULGE OF THAT STICK UP YOUR ASS
  19. YOU ARE NOW ONE OF THE SLURM, THE OPPRESSED, THE DESTINED TO BE SQUASHED BY THE BOOT OF YOUR OWN SELF DISAPPROVAL
  20. YOU ARE SAD NOW, BUT ON YOUR DEATH BED, YOU WILL DISCOVER WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO BE ALONE