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  1. You win for now, insomnia, but come Thursday I will refill my sleeping pills and defeat you MWA HAHA
  2. When did my body decide that it did not need sleep? Not amused,
  3. Hello, peppermint brownies.
  4. @im_a_mia I... what? Instant oatmeal?? Apple pie filling?? GINGERALE MIXED WITH 'WHIPPED TOPPING'??? It's not like bread pudding is hard.
  5. @im_a_mia one of my favorite quotes is from Joe's former roommate who once said, "Semi-homemade? Is that the same as Marginally Delicious?"
  6. Buying those instant Betty Crocker cakes was a bad idea. So gross.
  7. Thanksgiving 2009: http://bit.ly/6CbED1
  8. Pumpkin pie with shortbread crust in the oven!
  9. And a routine on So You Think You Can Dance also made me cry. I can't wait until I get pregnant and get emotional at the sight of a plant.
  10. Starbucks for dinner? Perhaps.
  11. Oh Oprah, you make me cry.
  12. Bread communion at church aka CARB PARADISE mmmmm
  13. @fakeginger congrats Amanda! Looking forward to tons of pics
  14. Spotted: woman wearing cropped houndstooth pants, knee high boots, red sequined top and black crocheted sweater. Yikes.
  15. Ineffective way to hit on me #88475: yell, "HEY, I LIKE PINK!!" at me while I'm crossing the street in a pink coat.
  16. Today I discovered I can still fit into children sized shoes. On the bright side, I got a cute pair of 'kids' boots for $17.
  17. New girl crush: Kate Hudson. Cutie potootie.
  18. If my lips could stop falling off, that would be swell.
  19. Oh powerpoint, why must you be so difficult? I hate you so.
  20. My new veggie sausages taste like pine trees. Unfortunate.