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  1. if (aStitchToWear) { goOutTonight; } else { for (int i=0,i<4,i++) { nanana(); } } #songsincode
  2. happy bread totally looks like happy coffee http://bit.ly/Vz5xr
  3. she'll have to file a lot of lawsuits after the internet hears this http://bit.ly/CbmCz #liskulacohenisaskank
  4. when i said i wanted to be your dog, i wasn't coming on to you. i just wanted to lick your face ♫ http://bit.ly/3JSdU5
  5. made a t-shirt. only one in existence. 'TELL THE TRUTH' http://twitpic.com/dkc4r
  6. just woke up and found these. must have painted them in a daze. maybe i can get rich selling this shit as outsider art http://bit.ly/2vm7is
  7. billy mays was actually a chill bro when he wasn't pitching http://bit.ly/YHt59 just balance cocaine with weed like red bull does with vodka
  8. wait what this man used cocaine? no http://bit.ly/Pfywq
  9. lisztomania was john hughes' best work http://bit.ly/oNO85
  10. and i want coke in every word to the extent that it's absurd
  11. i want so badly to believe that there is coke that coke is real
  12. is my perfect high just a lie i tell myself to help me get by?
  13. #whentwitterwasdown i stared at vanessa hudgens
  14. @whirringblender insomniac brooklyn cartoonists ftw
  15. vanessa hudgens just made a sassy comment on my web site http://bit.ly/tBhE4 #nsfw #satire
  16. wish i could be twitter buddies with roast beef #achewood
  17. my thoughts on prescription drug ads, published in the #nytimes. made it in the world http://bit.ly/iKWYs
  18. #iwillneverforget drinking all the beer and crawling inside the fridge and falling asleep http://bit.ly/2XndmV
  19. #iwillneverforget the time i couldn't feel my legs
  20. apparently bill clinton had sex with this girl named kim http://bit.ly/2dctIt