thecinechick
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QOTD: "There's more water coming out of your eyes than your pee pee." - Overheard by Calvin Reeder in the Burbank Airport Men's Room
about 15 hours ago
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QOTD: "I am the Author of certain memoirs." - Anonymous
11:55 AM Dec 27th
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QOTD: “Retarded artistically. Idiotic in other respects.” — Teacher’s assessment of 12-yr-old Keith Moon, 1958
4:43 PM Dec 26th
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QOTD (pt 4): "Mrs. Claus's agent says she won't sign the nudity rider." - Mischa
11:42 AM Dec 23rd
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QOTD (pt 3): "Shit, and local 174 is trying to organize the elves...OT up the wazoo!" - Mischa
11:40 AM Dec 23rd
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QOTD (pt 2): "Yes, and paid travel and mileage for his sled and a stunt double for the chimney gag...and holiday pay." - Jessica
11:38 AM Dec 23rd
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QOTD (pt 1): "Hey, I hear Santa Claus is coming to town. Does he need per diem?" - Mischa
11:38 AM Dec 23rd
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QOTD: "1. I feel bad about one thing, and 2. I feel bad about a lot of things." -Mel
12:59 AM Dec 20th
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QOTD: "Hey, if you've gotta work, work hungover." -Tyler Beem
11:04 AM Dec 17th
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QOTD: "He hears the silence. He sees the darkness. He's the only one who can stop the killing." -VHS cover of Chuck Norris' A FORCE OF ONE
8:52 AM Dec 17th
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QOTD: "Kiss me under the cameltoe." -Lusty Lady Marquee (strip club)
11:24 PM Dec 15th
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QOTD: "Do not wear skirts so narrow that the person searching you can't reach your inner thigh." -guide to what not to wear to Monroe Prison
11:15 PM Dec 14th
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QOTD: "The movie is about knowing how to do your business...like, masturbating and stuff..." - David, World's Greatest Dad set intern
11:01 PM Dec 13th
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QOTD: "What do you want to be?" - Reporter, "A dentist." - Young Julian, "Why?" - Rep, "Because I don't want to be a shoemaker." - Young J
1:53 AM Dec 13th
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QOTD: "To whom it may concern, Hot dogs are fucking sweet. Love, Webb" -Webb Davis (27 years old today)
2:20 AM Dec 12th
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QOTD: "If you're looking for steady paid work, this probably/definitely isn't it." -NWFF post
11:33 PM Dec 10th
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is riding the duck. oh yeah.
10:57 AM Dec 10th
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QOTD: "I'm Italian. I'm a punk! I'm putting my gloves on. I'm not stupid. I'm a punk!" -Crazy lady by Steinbruek Park
12:01 AM Dec 10th
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QOTD: "I've found other ways of staying warm...like attracting women." - Ben Blankenship
2:22 PM Dec 8th
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QOTD: "Well...it's a little more complicated than that..." Steven Nam (producer, Late Autumn)
10:58 PM Dec 7th
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