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  1. @LouisianaJeff Well done! Good Work!
  2. "On the Twelfth Day O' Chirstmas me True Love gave to me, Twelve Chests o' Treasure, Eleven Flintlock Pistols ... and an Albatross ..."
  3. "Eleven Flintlock Pistols, Ten Tattoo Coupons ..."
  4. "Ten Tattoo Coupons, Nine Rusty Cutli, Eight Rum-Filled Barrels, Seven Salty Swabbies, Six Sloppy Snoggers, FIVE GOLD EAR RINGS ... Mast!"
  5. "Nine Rusty Cutli!" (I'll have to check me pirate dictionary, but I believe "Cutli" is the correct plural for a collection o' cutlass.)
  6. Excellent Singin' @egieds and @CaptainSwallow
  7. Taking a break from me revelries to acknowledge the followin': "GREAT NEPTUNES SALTY MAN NIPPLES! This is my 1000th TWEET!"
  8. "Eight Rum-Filled Barrels, Seven Salty Swabbies, Six Sloppy Snoggers ..." Sing Along Mates!
  9. "Seven Salty Swabbies, Six Sloppy Snoggers, FIVE GOLD EAR-RINGS! ... and an Albatross in the Mizzen Mast!"
  10. "Six Sloppy Snoggers, FIVE GOLD EAR-RINGS! Four Wooden Planks, Three French Tarts, Two Cannon Balls and an Albatross on the Mizzen Mast!"
  11. Ahoy @Sallyacious! Well sung!!!
  12. "FIVE GOLD EAR-RINGS!" (We'll pick this up later! - Keep yer singin' chords limber!)
  13. "Four Wooden Planks, Three French Tarts, Two Cannon Balls and an Albatross on the Mizzen Mast!"
  14. "Three French Tarts, Two Cannon Balls and an Albatross on the Mizzen Mast!" (Try to keep up!)
  15. "Two Cannon Balls and and Albatross on the Mizzen Mast!" (EVERYBODY SING!)
  16. And now Piratty Christmas Carols w/ Cap'n Slappy! "On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me - An Albatross on the Mizzen Mast!"
  17. @abergt Dammit! "I see a manatee that needs a hug!" (Alec Baldwin on "The Simpsons")
  18. "You are a Smelly Pirate Hooker" and others words o' wisdom from Ron Burgundy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag8g96qsdaI
  19. @PirateCracky Aye! We do it for the love o' SCIENCE!!! (And Spongebob!)
  20. @sipndibrunello Aye! Ye be a saucy minx and no mistake! Always glad to hear yer siren song!