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  1. @Neilochka Okay, make something up for me and I'll tell you if it's funnyabout 4 hours ago from web in reply to Neilochka
  2. @Neilochka Does your mom really say funny crap?about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Neilochka
  3. @Neilochka I think it's funnyabout 4 hours ago from web in reply to Neilochka
  4. Sorry but any threesome that involves Dan and Vanessa is NOT HOT. #gossipgirlabout 4 hours ago from web
  5. @MommyMelee I should clarify, however, that I didn't make the pattern.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to MommyMelee
  6. @MommyMelee Thanks :) I was in a bright, shiny mood when I made it.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to MommyMelee
  7. Okay, to answer my own question, no.about 6 hours ago from web
  8. If you follow a list, do you follow all the people ON the list?about 7 hours ago from web
  9. @trav1sty Pretty good! Why is your picture on fire in your avatar?about 7 hours ago from web in reply to trav1sty
  10. @missbritt OMG...your fail makes our fail look like a WIN2:38 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to missbritt
  11. @AngelaAtHP I hope someone gets me those travel Space Bags for Christmas #unsubtlehintstofriendsandfamily2:37 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to AngelaAtHP
  12. @patois42 And my daughter will reply "YES! Me."2:35 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to patois42
  13. My property taxes went down $200 bucks. #GREAT But the assessed value of my house went down $50,000. #BIGFUCKINGFAIL2:33 PM Nov 8th from web
  14. @AnissaMayhew He's just being thoughtful. Rakes for ALL the sister wives!10:41 AM Nov 8th from web in reply to AnissaMayhew
  15. RT @PetiteMommy If you are going to get a pet, adopt from a shelter. Are you following @shelterpets ? A great cause.10:18 AM Nov 8th from web
  16. @veamason Indeed I do :)11:52 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to veamason
  17. @MommyMelee Aiming Low reprezents...even at the beach...with small children in tow8:41 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to MommyMelee
  18. Hanging out @ the beach with @mommymelee & our offspring was awesomely awesome. Proof? My kids fell asleep instantly tonight & I took a nap.8:38 PM Nov 7th from web
  19. @kimworld Thank you, I did. So much, in fact, I may lather, rinse and repeat again tonight8:27 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to kimworld
  20. @kdiddy DUDE! I have had the same thing since yesterday. It completely blows. Hope you feel better soon8:42 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to kdiddy